funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

hey man you wanna buy some PUNK?
:S2:

my old dealer called weed bloodshot
:S5: that's a cool name

this guy said his shit was blessed by a buddha

holy lettuce

i was like lmao

"Fruit Roll-Ups."

This was forever immortalized as our coded language for weed now. I wonder if there are a bunch of freshman running around trying to push "fruit roll ups" to their friends now...

My friends and i joke around sometimes and call it unusual names such as potskies or dartmouth dojo ( if its from the city or dartmouth near where i live)

my friend and i call weed icky ricky
for reasons unknown

someone called it salad.

"Girl scout cookies" is the codename between me and my friends

alaskan thunderfuck