funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[scruffy bandit3]

hey man you wanna buy some PUNK?
:S2:

scruffy bandit3 Reviewed by scruffy bandit3 on 02-05-2007. funniest name for weed that someone has offered you? hey man you wanna buy some PUNK? :S2: Rating: 5

[razberyjamdeltaV]

my old dealer called weed bloodshot
:S5: that's a cool name

[dankman]

this guy said his shit was blessed by a buddha

[dunney508]

holy lettuce

i was like lmao

[Zwitter]

"Fruit Roll-Ups."

This was forever immortalized as our coded language for weed now. I wonder if there are a bunch of freshman running around trying to push "fruit roll ups" to their friends now...

[666300]

My friends and i joke around sometimes and call it unusual names such as potskies or dartmouth dojo ( if its from the city or dartmouth near where i live)

[d00d557]

my friend and i call weed icky ricky
for reasons unknown

[emkid420]

someone called it salad.

[S.P.Q.R.]

"Girl scout cookies" is the codename between me and my friends

[Elias Grodin 23]

alaskan thunderfuck