Laughing stoned around authority figures.

Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole class was falling asleep while me and him were laughing our asses off at "Rose". Then the principal got to the part where he mentioned all the cosequences for drugs and shit. He was like "if illegal drugs are found on your person you will be expelled for X days, if you use it you will be suspended for more days and if you deal it you will either be expelled or suspened for a long time"
My friend raised his hand and said "Is it okay if you grow weed on school grounds?" We started laughing our asses off and he was like "Is that a serious question?" And the security gaurd looks at us and goes "I can already shmell it on ya sho ya betta knock it off" We were laughing our asses off even more and my friend actually fell out of his seat.


Also, I came home one time hella high and late and my mom was like "Where have you been?" (She doesn't know I toke) and I was like "Uhh.. YMCA" and started laughing my ass off. lol.


Share your experience of laughing stoned around people who are sober/authority/don't know you toke

I was making tang in my friends kitchen and his mom walked in and i started thinking about the word tang and it was really funny and i just started laughing super hard and she just looked at me like i was retarded

Well at summer camp (boyscouts) we would get stoned before all our classes n stuff and we were in canoes and stuff blazed as fuck and we started tipping eachothers boats so one of the dudes comes over and yells at us for tipping eachother since we arent supposed to...and we just laugh for like 5 minutes and hes like ok well dont do it and went away.and we laughed more. Great times.... I love gettin high at camp its so easy, so fun, and so damn awesome

Me and my friend got high before school once. we were in math class when the teacher just stared at us cause she knew we were high. and for some reason i just started cracking up witch made me friend crack up. she called the office someone picked us up and accused us of being high. we just denied it and got let go.

:D boyscouts smoking pot makes me laugh. one time my friend started explaining everyone in the smoke circles' personalities and how they fit together and he hit most of them right on. when he finally got to himself it was hysterical because he said "...and I'm the kid with the money and blah..." It was totally true and everyone knew it, probably more than he did. It was his bud too.

That's kinda sad.

i tried to order a burger high. i couldent finish saying what i wanted on it becuase i was laughing so hard, my friend had to but in and finish it for me. then the guy at the register says "its ok to have a little fun once in a while"

one of the security guards at my school is an asshole, and just about every chance he gets he sprays people with pepper spray, and one day me and my friends we just screwing around and being loud in the hall and he pulled his spray can out and hes like"its a new day and i got a new can of spray!" and i just burst out laughing at him( oh yeah i was pretty blazed during this too)

OH man fuck yeah I got good stories well idk... one time i was getting ice cream and my dad goes ice cream huh? and i just started to laugh and couldnt stop and he knows i smoke so hes cool but about 2 weeks ago me and a buddy were smoking and we got high as shit and we callup my friend and we didnt know she was around the biggest stoner in the world and she doesnt like wheni get high and always yells at me and so hes pegging me there and somehow i let go of his shoulders and was like inches from falling off dude it was scary. i felt myself fall back but somehow managed to not fall.

So we get there and the first thing the guy with her says 'have you guys smoked any weed lately?' i was like no way ma---i started laughing for 5 minutes and couldnt walk my bike so we get to taco bell and my friend goes one hard taco and one soft one and i go 'haha you said hard and soft!@!!!!!' and he laughed and my chick friend ordered it and we were just playing she got pissed she was like eat it bitch.

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