Funny Quotes

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I didn't realize you wrote a three-chapter book on the subject, Rob.

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lmao i saw u goin thru the sexuality pages earlier

i knew u was searching for somit to bring up hahaha!

Origianlly posted by Chisme:


buddymyfriend's girls friend got jelous of weed so she hacked it off when he was sleeping


Thankx for making my day! LMAO

The post that made me laugh the hardest is an old one, I don't know who on this forum would remember it, but it was by Looker.

Looker, btw, was the funniest dude on this board. I hope he still posts.

There was a thread called "fuck" by hardon and looker was real determined to make it into a "legendary" thread.

He said something like "Fuck by hardon has a chance to be a great thread! Come on people! Let's be heroes!"

Then he posted an old picture of the Fantastic Four.

I thought it was brilliant, but maybe you had to be there.

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Originally Posted by ilovelife

it keeps tellin me i need java for some shit!

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hey hey hey, settle down now

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Originally Posted by Shredfest

bus passes (where i live) weigh exactly 1 gram so i guess you could weigh a gram in one hand and a bus pass in another and see if it feels the same possibly.

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ok dunno if we should cry or laugh at this one but its for sure the stupidiest thing i ever heard lol

lmfao!

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Originally Posted by robert42

mfao!

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Madly Fuck An Ox!???

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

The post that made me laugh the hardest is an old one, I don't know who on this forum would remember it, but it was by Looker.

Looker, btw, was the funniest dude on this board. I hope he still posts.

There was a thread called "fuck" by hardon and looker was real determined to make it into a "legendary" thread.

He said something like "Fuck by hardon has a chance to be a great thread! Come on people! Let's be heroes!"

Then he posted an old picture of the Fantastic Four.

I thought it was brilliant, but maybe you had to be there.

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Haha Looker was the one with all the pics of people throwin' up, right?

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

I don't hate my dad. He used to let me live in his balls and now he lets me live in his house.

I hate my friend's dad though. I never had anything to do with his balls.

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LMAO!!! Made my day cheers ODB!!

PEace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB
I don't hate my dad. He used to let me live in his balls and now he lets me live in his house.

I hate my friend's dad though. I never had anything to do with his balls.



LMAO!!! Made my day cheers ODB!!

PEace

Buddy
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If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

This made so much sense. Glad to see you don't misunderstand the world, RIP.