Funny Quotes

[robert42]

Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more

im like 6.5 hard, but i take tae kwon do so i can lick it, and on a good day i can take it 3/4 of the way, but its not comftorble, yet i have gotten into a position where i gave myelf a cum facial, yumm, biggest load ever too

ok ima end up regretting this but when i was more slender i could lick my dick...and i tried like hell...i'm only now saying it...becasue someone else put they did/tried.....but i just know ima feel like the loser dude on clerks....

I'm so paranoid I don't even trust cats.

sometimes i post a lot of comments. does that make me gay?

Some say it does. .

others say i broke the internet.

sup, melton.

high five.

why the fuck did some random bloke come and wank near us!?!?!?!?!

ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon

i beat my shit like there's no tommorow

yeah really are there stoners in there 40's still living at home? no job,broke, bumming money from there mom's like in the commercial's?

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 10-05-2005. Funny Quotes Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more :D Rating: 5