I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

i have a pretty good one. i was on my way home from work one evening and had to stop at my wife's restaurant to trade keys and swith cars, she had a PACKED restaurant, not an empty seat in the house, and i reach in my sweatshirt pocket to get the keys out, and i pull them out real fast and my bowl flies into the middle of the restaurant and shatters and about 15 peoples feet. the worst part of it all, the mayor and police seargent of my small town were in there with their families eating dinner.....needless to say, i just jetted straight out the fucking door and drove off.

Holy cow, that is a good one. That must have been totally embarrassing. I sure wish my wife had a restaurant.

One time an old girlfriend and I got stoned and went to the super market and did not find what we were looking for. Without thinking we got in line (the market was full) and did not realize we had nothing to buy until we got to the cashier. Talk about feeling stupid.

Ha. Another good one. "uh, we just wanted to know what time you close".

ive done sum pretty dumb shit too. the last time i was wrestling my friend and rolled over and crushed most of my ciggeretes and my brand new cell phone. another time during november, my friends bet me $20 that i wouldnt strip down to my boxers and jump in the delaware. they kept on pushing me back in until i threatened to pull them in wit me. i only got seven and still waiting on the other 13. i doubt im going to see it.
did anyone ever go to smoke a ciggeret and put the wrong end in your mouth and light up the filter?

Got ripped while camping and mistook the Mentholated Spirits bottle (used for cooking utensils) for my water bottle, took a few gulps before realizing and spent the rest of the night trying to wash my mouth out while my mates laughed :(

Yes I've done that, but in my defense it was a joint rolled to look like a cigarette. I used a filter from a cigarette, but it was wrapped up inside the paper and the whole thing was white, and rolled on a machine, so it looked like a real cigarette.

That really sucks that people don't keep up their ends of bargains. I hate that. It seems like a bet or a dare is only real if they end up the winner. I don't understand, but it happens all the time. Oh I decided I'm not going to pay up.

ice cream in the fridge:S5:

db:smokin:

A dumb mistake I did when I was stoned happened 4years ago when I first started smoking I bought this little red bong it was like a baby bong (just precious!) my buddy and me were smoking in my garage he said something I couldn't remember for the life of me what it was as of today but I laughed so hard I kicked the table the bong was on and the thing flew and shattered (quite the mess) it was horrible to this day never bought another one. :rasta:

DB, Acezx, bummer. I can relate to both.