80 yr old women is bad thing? :D:p
u get ur harley...to bad u lost the keys....
i wish i could get away with murder
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80 yr old women is bad thing? :D:p
u get ur harley...to bad u lost the keys....
i wish i could get away with murder
u can get away with murder now, but you have a cooking accident and set yourself on fire. due to the fact that the wish thought that you were trying to murder yourself (commit suicide) it lets you get away with it and they are unable to determine your cause of death and you are left a useless soul floating in the great beyond with no purpose or closure and tons of unfinished business.
I wish I had a dependable hookup
u lost me on giving my wish :D...
but anywayz...u get a decent hookup , but then he gets pinched :(
i wish i could read minds :p
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Originally Posted by dryst
Dryst you get the ability to read minds but the US government finds out as well. They kid nap you take you to a disclosed island where you will live the rest of your life being a human experiment.
I wish I had the ability to teleport
u become jay leno, but one day while laughing at one of your own corny jokes your giant chin smashes a small infants skull and u get life in jail.
i wishi didnt have work tonight
You don't have to work tonight. But while you're gone, the boss comes in fucked up and incriminates himself by climbing to the highest point in the place and exposing himself, and he gives everyone there huge raises and an oz of the best to keep things quiet.
I wish I knew a guy in my area that'd be safe to buy from and allow me to do my thing in peace...
dro princess....u teleport right to the island im being experimented on :D, and now ur stuck there to :p
bondy....u know him...but due to ur lack of specifications...he doesnt like u and for that he wont sell to you either :D
i wish i could change the tv channel by blinking :D
You can do it, but blinking also controls all the other appliances in your house and turns the stove and microwave on, dials your phone, and turns your lights on and off. While you're running around fixing everything you can barely help blinking more because you're so surprised, and eventually you have to wear one of those Clockwork Orange eyelid things and use the TV remote anyway, and put drops in your eyes every five minutes too.
I wish I could fly using only the body parts I already have.
ur granted the ability to fly by blowing rocket fuel out of ur penis....bad thing is its extremely painful....oh and gas prices are outrageous....
i wish white man COULD jump....