Make a wish thread

[dryst]

u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up?
i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200...

ok so this is how the game works,
u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on..

ill start
i wish i had a monkey

dryst Reviewed by dryst on 10-26-2006. Make a wish thread u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up? i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200... ok so this is how the game works, u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on.. ill start i wish i had a monkey Rating: 5

[Duckky]

You geta monkey but the monkey has to crawl out of your ass to get to the real world! hahaha.
ok i wish i had the biggest taco in the world

[dryst]

u get it but the meat has been posioned with anthrax

i wish i ruled the world

[BobBong]

I wish everyone would join the chat.

[potsmokingnome]

you get the biggest taco in the world but the meat is rotten and causes explosive diaherria!

I wish I had a pound of weed!

[iwantFUEGO]

haha this is awesome!! great one!

you can have the biggest taco but they make the sour cream by letting 100 monkeys run into it and jerk off all over.

i wish i had 200 dollars

[4gan2ja0]

everyone joins the chat but is instantly killed by an e-terrorist

i wish i had a pound of cannabis

[dryst]

u get ur pound, but just beofre u smoke it u find its been eaten by some sort of bug

i wish i had a horse

[The Colonel]

you really dont want a horse.

[potsmokingnome]

u turn into a horse but as soon as u turn into a horse your in mid jump and you break your leg, and low and behold your owner shoots you dead!

I wish I had the worlds' only money tree