the funniest thing said while under the influence?
when i got high, drank and then took coke for the 2nd time I had a totally bad come down and i found myself laying in a bath tub texting my bf "Don't ever let have me drugs or let me be alone please."
I mean that was funny but i don't want to be in that situation again lol.
I described smoking out of the Volcano vaporizer as:
"its like drinking shampoo- but really good shampoo"
I'll be the one that screams out "Im so high".... "My eyes feel like they are popping out"
But I'll say random shit when sober too:-P i dont give a shit lol.
"He's a geekoid!" "Smus, swus..."
Major spin cycle dude....
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are mondo excellent man;-)
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
Actually....you know when you are really stoned when you can't even make out words like I'll have a brilliant idea but it never comes out right....
what comes out is just a whole bunch of giggling and random noises lol It was just me and my bf and we got a damn noise complaint the other night:-X
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
OH fuck...as soon as I could breathe after the comment I made last night, I knew I had to post this.
I was riding around in a car getting blazed with some old school friends and I went to tell Kris how I almost decapitated my friends kitten cuz she had tha thing tied to a table leg and I didnt realize it. Well I only got halfway thru tha story cuz Im so blazed by the time I get to the point when I need to say the word table leg it came out...."she had tha cat tied to the lable teg...no wait..lable leg?? no damnit..." Kris:"table leg?" Me: "Yea!!!! that's it!!" Tis a bit sad when it took me 3 tries just to remember how to pronouce it...if Kris hadn't of butted in to help me out, I would have prolly made up some other funny versions...how rude of Kris right??? lol
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i once said after i took a Wip it.... " I feel like styrafoam" it even made me laugh so hard...... man good times.....
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
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Originally Posted by DemonXG1
i once said after i took a Wip it.... " I feel like styrafoam" it even made me laugh so hard...... man good times.....
I was at Kris's last night and he took a whip it and a lil bit later he goes..."man...i can feel it in my teeth, knowhaimsayin?" Crazy Kris...crazy..
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
my bf uhh spanked me and I was like
"Shut up!!!!"
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
haha i was with a whole bunch of ppl once who were mostly drinking and a few of us were high and for some reason i started getting really philosophical about beer- i was like "Beer is around just for the profit," and how it tastes bad but back in the old days they couldn't make it taste good so its okay- and they just kept up selling and advertising beer to make it as popular as it is today. lol yeah what the hell....
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
Me and my friend josh had just got done smoking a few bowls and were walking around town. It had been awhile since anyone had said anything, and then out of nowhere my friend was like "dude it's like I'm just a floating face..." At first I didn't get it but then I realized that if you don't look at your hands or anything else of your body while your walking it will be like you are just a floating face.
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
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Originally Posted by hunnybunnybabyO
I described smoking out of the Volcano vaporizer as:
"its like drinking shampoo- but really good shampoo"
HAHAHA! i loveed that!
the funniest thing said while under the influence?
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Originally Posted by RB90
everything is funny
...word.
