the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[yoda]

whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something?

last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard.

not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant.

yoda Reviewed by yoda on 09-05-2005. the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5

[vermillion]

well i wasnt saying anything, but i got extremely baked, and me and my friend went to his kitchen. then while i just got into the kitchen, he tossed a cucumber at me. so i tossed it back, and we just kept tossing it back and forth, laughing our asses off. man...good times

[420purplehaze420]

one time this girl was like look at nick HES SO HIGH! so i said "im not as think as you stoned i am", then like a week later i saw a shirt that said that on it and i had to buy it

[rico8908]

one time me and a friend of mine just got done smoking 3 bowls of some bomb. When we decided we were gonna order some pizza. We called the place up from a cell phone and from the time we started talkin to the guy till we got our pizza we were laughing our asses off. The pizza man knew exactly what we were on and he just laughed at us......good times

[WalkaWalka]

lol me and bro were settin in the bar waiting for food and we started beaten on each with straws all the old people luaghed at us

[soldier1944]

i always say the dumbest shit when im high. all my friends laugh at me, we will be somewhere like outside and i will just think of the weirdest thing and say it. like this one time we were really stoned walking through the neighborhood,and we walked by this old guy watering his flowers. my friend was like want some WEED? but we kept walking. i was like "what if he was like, "yeah" then brought us into his basement and made a gun shape with his hand and said "youre under arrest" my friends called me an idiot

[NightProwler]

this one time me and my friends were baked and my friend called to me from the kitchen askin if i wanted ramen noodles, and i was petting my cat at the time, and i was like "im playing with my hot furry black pussy"

[Dutchmaster]

one time me and my friends were just sittin around blazed to shit when one of them goes " you guys ever see napolen dynmite" then out of no where he goes "your mom goes to college" in the ABSOULTE perfect kip voice i almost soffocated from laughin it was amazing

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

ive said alot of really fucked up thing while i was high ... one of them i can think of off of the top of my head is this .... Shutup or ill lock you in a closet and bang on the door untill you cry.... many other things too i cant think of them right now though

[Aces High]

the funniest thing a mate sed to me while high was "shit, my lips are sticking to me"

Omg, I pissed myself soo hard at that, im sure he was refering to dry mouth, we were all playing mario cart at the time. Omg so funny.