funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

phonebill. i never taked to that kid again. it was disrespectable to marijuana.lol

back in the day someone tried saying they had some lemon grass (theres no such thing by the way) like i knew at the time it wasnt strain, i bought it cause it was actually really headie so I dont get why they had to call it that lol

hippie lettuce

I once asked my old GF to pass me my pants, but she pulled out a pipe, so we called it pants for a while. Then we were baking muffins and I pulled out a 1-hitter, so we called it baking muffins for a while.

"Hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
"Nothing, how about you?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to come bake some muffins over at my place"

scooby snacks.

One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".

I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.

bananarama

funky cabbage:stoned:

carebears... because me and a friend were makin fun of a 'anti-marijuana' pamphlet and it had a bunch of stupid terms in it...dont remember em tho

and we were lyk 'fuk this shit, id rather say lets go smoke sum carebears'

butttt due to constant inhalation of weed we tend to forget it and just call it...well...weed

Salad Fnguhz lawl

My friend seth and I always have a J on us inside of a chapstick. So we normally just hit eachother up like "yo my lips are chapped, wanna chill at in the woods a while?"

We used to call it tacos, I forget why...

Or one time we bought a 1/4 of some Kush and every bud was shaped like a Christmas tree. So it was "xmas tree" for some time too :P