Hear about the stoner terorrist that tried to blow up a bus......................Burnt his lips on the exaust pipe.
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Hear about the stoner terorrist that tried to blow up a bus......................Burnt his lips on the exaust pipe.
Some think the penis is a lucky member...I disagree, he hangs out with nuts ,his next door nieghbour is an asshole and his best friend is a cunt!
Why did the leper leave the party ...........Everyone was using his back as a cheese dip............sorry dudes hope somone gets alaugh,im heaps wasted and in a joke tellin mood.
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Originally Posted by Kenn
~breathes in deep~
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eww, eating someone's pus-sy (not to be mistaken with pussy) body fluids that are oozing out of them.... on a chip of all things!
Two stoners walking through a forest, one looks down and says to the other "Hey, man, look at the deer tracks". The other looks down and replies "No man, they're wolf tracks". The other replies that they are deer tracks.
"Wolf tracks"
"Deer tracks"
"Wolf tracks!"
"Deer Tracks!!!"
"WOLF TRACKS!!!"
This argument continues for about an hour or so as the two follow the tracks, when suddenly....
They're hit by a train
This lady gets tired of all the men she has dated because they beat her and run around on her, and were lousy in bed. So she puts an ad in the paper looking for a , "good man"
The door bell rings and she answers it and sees this guy with no legs, and no arms. He says..."i'm answering the ad you put in the paper.
She looks down at him and says.., "i'm sorry, but i dont think that this is going to work"
The guys says, "please, give me a chance...., I have no arms so i cant beat you, and i have no legs so i cant run around on you, and if you're worried about the sex,..i did manage to ring the door bell, didnt i ?"
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This guy comes in the bar and he's crying.
The bartender says.."Whats the matter buddy? "
The guy says.." I just found out that one of my sons is gay"
The bartender says.." Aw gee, thats no big deal, here have a drink"
The guy leaves and comes back to the bar a few days later, and he's crying once again.
The bartender says.." Now whats the matter?
The guy says.." I just found out that one of my other sons is gay"
The bartender says.." Well, thats ok, this is the year 2006, and it's safer for people to be gay..., here have a drink"
The guy leaves and comes back to the bar , crying again"
The bartender says.." What the hells the matter now? "
The guy says.." I just found out that my 3rd son is gay "
The bartender says,," gee whiz buddy, doesnt anybody in your family like pussy?"
The guys says, " yeah, my daughter does"
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dai*ma:stoned:
So this guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders 8 shots of vodka. He downs them all in a matter of seconds. The bartender is amazed, and asks him "Wow what's the occasion, buddy?" The man replies that he's just had his first blowjob. "Congratulations," the bartender says, "this one's on the house," and pours him another shot.
"No thanks," says the guy. "If the first 8 didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
why did cave men drag their women around by the hair??.................They tried dragging them by the feet but they filled up with dirt.
What did the leper say to the prostitute??....................keep the tip.
Man gets home from work to notice his wifes breast size has inreased 10 fold ,he asks "what happened to ur tits woman theyre huge?"The wife replies i bought a magic mirror from the market i stood in front of it and said mirror mirror on the door make my bust a 44 and presto i had huge tits..Ive gotta try this he says and marches up to the mirror drops his pants and says mirror mirror on the door make my cock hit the floor ..................his legs vanished.