Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

There once was a BabyFacedAbortion
You can take it from there...

although thongs would be easier

there once was a babyfacedabortion
who was after me for my fortune
i said i was poor
so she called me a whore
and said fuck it ill use extortion

A soldier known only as Sarge
Had sex with a hooker named Marge
Though only a grunt
He assaulted her cunt
And gave her a honorable discharge.

there once was a beachguy in thongs
who would dance around and sing songs
he stepped on a tack
fell and broke his kack
and now he sits around and smokes bongs


idk maybe:confused: im too high for this:smokin:

there once was a boy named endo..jay
I thought I'd give him ass twice a day
till I looked in his pants
and had a short glance
and now we know why he's not getting laid.

Hah, good one, this very day
When you made fun of your man, endo...jay
It was kind of funny
But he still is your hunny
So, now you can go blow him away :smokin:

I love Jay a lot
and all the other bitches better back off
although he acts like a tart
and usually farts
He's all mine, you fucking sluts.

There once was a man from McNaire
who was screwing his wife on the stair
The banister broke
He quickened his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

There was a man from Kent
Who's money was a spent
He wanted a hooker
But couldn't book her
And now his hands are all spent

first of all fuck new jerzey
it has nothing of fame except bitches with scurvy
they'll suck your dick twice
thats just them being nice
but then you'll have all this nasty ass fukn blood all over the place from their gums because they r nasty slut bitches and new jerzy is gay and fuck it! :)