Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[kongo]

There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling,
Who was put in jail for stealing.
So she lay on her back
And tiddled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta:

kongo Reviewed by kongo on 01-28-2006. Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5

[endo..jay]

having alot of irish in me there is a few i know

I ONCE PLAYED A PRACTICAL JOKE
AND PUT POWDER IN SOME OLD MANS SMOKE
HE GAGGED AND HE WHEEZED
BUT IT WERN'T TILL HE SNEEZED
THAT THE PIPE JUST BLEW UP THE OLD BLOKE

[WakingDream]

There once was a man named Dave
He kept a dead whore in a cave
She had only one tit and smelled like shit
But damn think of the money he saved.


My aunt taught me that.

[kongo]

Lmao!
Good ones lol!

[colton]

There was an old man from Dajealing
Who boarded a bus to South Ealing
Is said on the Door
Dont spit on the floor
So he looked up at spat on the ceiling

[colton]

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other, is in the Albert Hall
His mother, was a dirty bugger
She cut it of when he was small

She threw it, over Germany
It landed in the deep blue sea
The fishes, got out their dishes
And had scallops and bollocks for tea

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

There once was a man from Nantucket
He got kicked in the face and said "fuck it"

What's the one about the guy walking up a mountain or some shit, he slipped on a rock, cut his cock and now something, I dunno lol, haha!!!! LOL.

[potsmokingnome]

Wish i stole my dad's book of Limmericks, it was a big book full of dirty limmericks, it rocked, wish i would've stole it from the fucker! lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Wish i stole my dad's book of Limmericks, it was a big book full of dirty limmericks, it rocked, wish i would've stole it from the fucker! lol

Shoot him from your window, wherever he is, then steal it

[potsmokingnome]

Shoot him from your window, wherever he is, then steal it

Nah the fuckers miles away from me! thankfully!