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Originally Posted by robert42

i got marijuana soon

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" I've never seen a homeless guy drinking a gatorade"


George Carlin

Rob, I can only Imagine what you were talking about here.

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Originally Posted by robert42

give a fuck about grammar and shit

this internet hyphen comma WANK

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post real quotes not fake ones

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

If ur gonna stick it there at least use hair gel as lube.

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Robert, I have never uttered the word "lube" on these boards.

I've used real words for your quotes, actually, I erased some real words.

i know :p im playing with ya

does my bum look big in this?

quote me :p

:eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by robert42

real not fake

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:eek:

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Originally Posted by robert42

i know :p im playing my bum :p

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I know.

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Originally Posted by almigster

16 (it said my post was to short so I am writing this)

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(same here)

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Originally Posted by Sentinel

Yah so i was at my friends house tonight with some other guys and we go outside and find out we need to fight about 15 people, and there were 8 of us. So of course we end up getting into the fight and they all pull out fuckin knives even though they outnumber us. I guess we all came to our senses and booked it out of there but my buddy M got shanked on the side of his ribcage and is was bleeding like crazy. After this, we go back to my friends house and get some weed from this guy that came over. We smoked it all out of my bong then the dealer leaves. I look up like an hour later and my bong is freaking GONE! i think the fuckin guy jacked it on his way out. Then after this were all just sitting stoned with the killer munchies and my friend says (as a joke) "we should go rob the store" then he puts a bandana over his face and says he'll go in and grab 4 large bags of chips and book it out of there. So he decided he will actually do this so he goes to the store and stretches, then grabs 4 bags of chips and runs. Me and 3 other guys were standing in the open 200 yards away then we went back to my friends house. I leave and on my way home this crackhead fuckin indian pulls out a knife and threatens to stab me unless i go admit that i helped rob the store. So I have to go and say I was with them and give their names. I said I just met them and only knew their first names and gave them out. After this the crackhead rambled about how his billions of relatives are in jail cuz of robbing stores. Then miraculously he lets me go home. I though this was going to turn out worse with an accomplice to theft on my record but i got away. But what a scary/shitty evening!

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lmao

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Originally Posted by robert42

lmao

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How many pages of threads did you go back to retrieve this?

Why not just ask what the link is, that could be from a different sub-section.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

How many pages of threads did you go back to retrieve this?

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it took lots of searching lol i actually remembered it when t happened

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Originally Posted by robert42

My excrement
its shit
DO NOT
BUT IT
DO NOT BUY IT

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Thanks for the warning... :smokin:

"Some funny quotes aroudn the forum... feel free to add more "

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Originally Posted by robert42

IN 1993 I LOST MY RIGHT ARM IN A SERIOUS WANKING ACCIDENT

I WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

I NOW HAVE THE MOST LOP SIDED PENIS IN THE WORLD.

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the fuck you starin' at nigga?

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ahhahaha classic.

lol :)

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I've only had a finger up my ass, I'm looking forward to something thicker.

I can do it slow, and easy, but I'd rather be in your face, feeling IT. I like the ass fucking, but I cant give enough pleasure through vaginal intercourse.

Somebody fuck me up the ass and get it over with!!! :stoned:

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EXPOSURE

Quote: Ermitonto: (sorry guys i dunno how to quote it the real way lol. Also how do u quote 2 people at the same time?)

For all of you who could not understand the original post, here is a translation:


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Originally Posted by kraloth
ok guy got me kicked outa skl


An individual caused me to be ejected from SKL Fabricators.


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should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger


Should I enter SKL Fabricators and hit his donkey with a tin can or a larger? (larger being a slang term for an erect penis).


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then sit in his seat and drink it


Then should I sit in his seat and drink his donkey?


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nah i might kick sum guys ass


No, I'll just beat up some random guy instead.


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hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not


Since he got me ejected from SKL Fabricators, his thinking should be cut in half, and then his knot should be.


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if he werent there i would of got in that situation


Even if he hadn't been there to get me kicked out, I would have gotten into that situation anyways (because I have the linguistic capabilities of a fourth grader).


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i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting


A Bruce-Lee-like fighting scene ensued in which I beat up a dozen people because they were beginning something, but what they were beginning to do I will not tell you.


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and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit


So he now says, "I'm glad Richard was ejected from SKL Fabricators while he was behind my back and my feces."


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and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever


So I am considering going to X-SKL Fabricators (they changed their name to become more X-TREME!) and remove this person from my old tutoring room into the hallway, where people are apparently allowed to use skateboards, and hit his donkey very harshly so he is rendered unable to speak the Srike or Ever languages (spoken in parts of remote Siberia).


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and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon


And then hit him with a can full of erect penises and then go sit in his seat at SKL Fabricators and drink the erect penises. What do you reconnaissance?

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Originally Posted by robert42

EXPOSURE

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Hey, you deleted "NOT"!!!

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Originally Posted by robert42

ok then Y+7=7Y

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Why don't you finish your current problem before you move onto other threads? :stoned:

lmao

flamingskullballs

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ok...i was thinking, and we are mainly of the western hemisphere...so...wouldnt it be freaky, yet fully possible, if there was a wave of asians that go on cannabis.com while we are asleep??? that would be crazy...

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"Look at that!"
"look at what?"
"Your so fat you got your own gravity"

Gotta love family guy!:D

who could forget him

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Originally Posted by thewooman

i dont even know your email address.
:confused:

your such an asshole lMAO it makes me laugh. why are you causing these arguments? are you just tyring to crave attention???? then go ask your mum for some wam milk to help you sleep tonight, you've obvoiusly had to much sugar and its made you hyper.

LOOK, I HAV'NT EVEN DONE ANYTHIGN WRONG, SO WHY ARE YOU BITCHING AT ME??!!?!? I HAV'NT DONE SHIT SO STFU

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Originally Posted by Ze w33d Farm3r

"Look at that!"
"look at what?"
"Your so fat you got your own gravity"

Gotta love family guy!:D

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i dont think u get this thread

C A N N A B I S . C O M quotes lol

"doh" HOMER SIMPSON episode 4

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

He's not fat, if you look hard enough he has a toned stomach (not gay, just proving atoned stomach). Plus it's funny as hell at the end!

Maybe homophobic was the wrong word, but I don't see the harm in seeing a penis for a bit of fun :p

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if you look hard enough toned stomach toned stomach homophobic fat penis fun word

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Originally Posted by Three-Sheets

yes, and arent all the others on this board. personally (besides me of course) i think sensiride is the hottest. if i were bi/lesbain, iw ould ask her out. unfortunately, im a fan of the cock only.

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I'm sure there are others, mostly women, who share your view, 3-sheets.

^^^ hey i said that

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

^^^ hey three-sheets said that

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I know, right?

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Originally Posted by BIZZLE
"yes, and arent all the others on this board. personally (besides me of course) i think sensiride is the hottest. if i were bi/lesbain, iw ould ask her out. unfortunately, im a fan of the cock only."

Ok, so I changed the name to protect the innocent.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

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Originally Posted by BIZZLE
"yes, and arent all the others on this board. personally (besides me of course) i think sensiride is the hottest. if i were bi/lesbain, iw ould ask her out. unfortunately, im a fan of the cock only."

Ok, so I changed the name to protect the innocent.

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thanks :p

three-sheets is one twisted man...

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Originally Posted by Whos Carl

I drived stoned last night.

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"We will re-build Iraq." -line from a political satire (on Comedy Central)

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

McCauley Caulkin's testicles create magical sperm that can form into a liquid human like that guy from terminator 2, its awesome

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:)) LMFAO

"Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
from 'Control'
pretty good for a sig n rap bar as well

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Originally Posted by robert42

It is a source of fiber for rope and other products and it contains THC which gives smokers the psychic effects they seek.

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I knew you were gonna say that!

hahaha wtf is that made up or did i acutlaly type that?

good see my spelling mistakes already - A C T U A L L Y

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Originally Posted by pikes peak 69

Right at the point when he starts to cum, stick a finger in his ass and hit his prostate gland. He'll cum buckets full and the feeling is similar to a womens orgasm.

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i found this one quite funny lol

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Originally Posted by robert42

hahaha wtf is that made up or did i acutlaly type that?

good see my spelling mistakes already - A C T U A L L Y

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That was from a thread today.

Lol, "acutlaly"

Sounds like, "What's that?" "It's a cut, Lily?"