how do you shit?

Mothers know everything. How you shit. What's in it etc etc this comes from years of cooking for you and then having to clean up your shit. Sort of like a degree after four years of studying and experience in the area all mothers should have letters c.r.a.p after their names (Certificate in Refuse and Poop). They alsa have highly sensitive ears which can pick up any sounds of pain or strain that their offspring make and she could probably hear you straining from the other side of the country.

Any how your wise mother is just trying to save you the embaressment of having to explain to your girl why you have a bunch of grapes dangling from your arse :eek: .