how do you shit?

[toejam]

My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct?

toejam Reviewed by toejam on 12-07-2004. how do you shit? My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct? Rating: 5

[Ammie]

Im moving on to the next tread and pretending i havent read this one

[GHoSToKeR]

Im moving on to the next tread and pretending i havent read this one

In the words of one of the guys from Monty Python's Flying Circus, "And now for something completely different.."

[Syrus]

My mom was over the other day and she told me I still haven't learned how to shit correctly. She tells me it shouldn't depend on excessive amounts of force and I shouldn't be grunting so much. Now I've been on this planet for over 30 years and thought I was proficient at the art of crapping, is my mom correct?

Shit how you want, as long as it ends up in the toilet no one really cares.

[roll it up]

ummmmm,does the word crackhead ring in anybodies head?

[GHoSToKeR]

Shit how you want, as long as it ends up in the toilet no one really cares.

That's what they want you to think!

[LonerStoner]

Straining too hard can give you a hernia. And that shit would HURT!

[Reefer Rogue]

i think its time for some mother-son bondage in the art of taking a poo

[InhaleItALL]

why do I frequent these forums again?

[Pass The Rizla]

*comic book guy's voice* "Worst Thread Ever!!!" *comic book guy's voice*