the word "virgin" is fucked up

if you wanna get laid, lie
if you want it to be "special", you should have patience and wait till it is

i lied to the girl i lost my virginity to. the thing is, if youre gonna lie, you gotta giver her good sex to back it up.

and stop trying so hard. ive hooked up more when i wasnt looking for it than when i was crazy about having sex.

i didnt tell i was a virgin my first time. is that wrong?? i was on top hehehe :D

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Originally Posted by someuser

And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame...

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lol ain't that the truth unless u'r makin sweet love to u'r love hahaha

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

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stains... the stains dont lie, i lost my virginity at my grampas crib in my aunties spare bed wit black sheets... lets jus say parts werent so black anymore

an the magic of condoms let u kno it aint YOUR stain... lol:D

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Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg

I personally believe that I am a very good judge of character. Years of teasing and heckling other kids has taught me how to judge relatively well.

I think some kids on this board are gay, but they just don't know it yet.

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trust me, i aint gay..

i doubt picking on other kids (so you just admited your a kid so im not really suprised by this kind of behavoiur from someone who probaly hasnt even hit puberty yet) taught you how to judge people, you just enjoy making you're OWN perspectives about people.. when really all you need is a fist in your stupid immature face ;)

dont worry, the bigger boys were just kidding when they sed u'd go blind when ya balls drop

23 stud. Been there done that. I did the teasing, heckling, hazing and generalization back in the day.

Don't be mad because I hit the nail on the head.

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough

i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me

anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd let her take a ride on it, then she asked why she'd want a ride and then asked if i was a virgin so i sed "because you love to ride virgins with big gozilla's" and she sed she might come round one day.. god damn, she best come round.. im sick of wankers cramp haha

i've come so close to gettin laid n everytime it fucked up cuz they found out i was a virgin

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dude dont let em find out, don't tell em, same shit happened to me, i was in bed all naked with this girl and i told her i was a virgin... all ova a sudden she didnt want to do nuthin, fuckin bitch, so next time i was in that situation i kept my lips sealed... unlike the girl ;)

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

dude dont let em find out, don't tell em, same shit happened to me, i was in bed all naked with this girl and i told her i was a virgin... all ova a sudden she didnt want to do nuthin, fuckin bitch, so next time i was in that situation i kept my lips sealed... unlike the girl ;)

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lol.. well iv been quite lucky now since this girl i know wants to bang my brains out :D she has to catch a bus to mine sometime tho, theres another girl who also wants to fuck me, but she dosnt know im a virgin like this other girl. Maybe i shud get em to come round at the same time and see if they'll do a threesome, haha nah id probaly get smacked lol

and ValkyrieAg if you are 23 then i suggest its time for you to grow up lol, you said you've been there and done that because you teased people? haha, if thats what you call being there and doing that then you really have no life what so ever.. if i was gay i wouldnt give a shit, id be proud of it, and id kick the shit out of any immature fucks like yourself who think i shudnt be.. but im not gay..

thats probaly why ur bein such an immature prick to me, cuz you was hopin id be gay but i let your hopes down.. hahahahha

its ok, im sure you'll find the man of ur dreams some day dude.. but you can stop botherin me now cuz i aint gay, get over it

Posts here will sometimes get way off topic, but flaming whether you started it or ended it, isn't cool. back to the topic?

Damn, shake that sand out of your vag. I was just messin with ya. Don't need to get all butthurt about it. If you are gay, thats cool. I never said that was a bad thing. You don't need to get so defensive about it.

Eitherway, I hope you end up getting a taste soon. Then you'll know what everyones been talkin' about.