the word "virgin" is fucked up

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough

i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me

anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd let her take a ride on it, then she asked why she'd want a ride and then asked if i was a virgin so i sed "because you love to ride virgins with big gozilla's" and she sed she might come round one day.. god damn, she best come round.. im sick of wankers cramp haha

i've come so close to gettin laid n everytime it fucked up cuz they found out i was a virgin

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE Reviewed by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE on 01-04-2007. the word "virgin" is fucked up ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd Rating: 5

[Mosiah]

You have to learn to front, convincingly. If it works for you even one time, congrats, you arent a virgin anymore

[Frivolous248]

Just lie if they're gonna be bitches about it, thats fucked up.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Just lie if they're gonna be bitches about it, thats fucked up.

word

i mean what fucked up bitch would say to you when ur both in bed together "i really wanna fuck you but i dont want you to think im using you"

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I was gonna say lie... but its been said...

[2600HERTZ]

Deny Deny Deny,never underestimate the power of denial.

[someuser]

Well this truly is a first... A guy telling a girl hes a virgin


Man, I didnt get laid the first time till I was 15yrs but as far as my friends and girls knew, I had been fucking since I was born ya know what I mean?

Being a virgin isnt a bad word but telling that kind of personal info to someone can freak someone out... Like maybe she just wants a good time and isnt interested in getting stuck with a love struck 'puppy' after getting pussy for the first time ya know? If it is a serious relationship, tell the chick you're a virgin (hell, say that even if you aint LoL) but if it is just a party girl, I dont care if you never seen a naked girl up close in real life, play it off like you're Hugh Hefner freaking grandson whose been banging playmates since you were a fetus.

[Hagbard Celiene]

be glad you haven't gotten the village whore who wouldn't care if you were a virgin or not, and then stuck you with an STD or five.

[JeenYuss]

im 15 an i tell females im a virgin... then when i blow they shit out they always like damn that was good i thought u was a virgin... "shit i am" lol

[ValkyrieAg]

When I was 14, a girl that was also 14 asked me if I was a virgin. I lied and told her no. Three days later I lost my virginity. haha. Great stuff.