Vagina Eyeball.

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Originally Posted by m.g.

yeah, i have heard some have had vagina's for eyeballs and others were born with shit for brains...

weird eh?

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ROTFLMAO!

Does Gary fuck her brains out?

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Originally Posted by Peach.Optimo.Bluntz

lmfao!. That story rocked hahaha, that sounded like something Rob Zombie would have produced lmao.

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if anything, that's just a bed time story for his children... lol i do believe zombie is just a bit more screwed in the head then that...

*tag throws up*

ha!

i wanna skull fuck this bitch

yeah, i made it all up, i like to make up increadibly unbelievable stories all the time
if any one wants to hear a really funny story im working on let me know, ill give you a preveiw

so one day, im riding my harley down el camino real(road that stretches through california), so, i stop at a local biker hangout,so after a few(dozen) drinks, i blacked out and then, next thing i know, i wake up in the middle of a desert, laying on top of my motorcycle, i lift up my bike, and sit on it, only to see, hidden underneath my torn leather Hells Angels vest there was a 7.62x54 M60 Machine gun and a chain of ammunition, it was only then, when i noticed the sand was dark red, i look down, and notice a half eaten peyote cactus. not a native cactus to the area, turns out, i wasn`t in california anymore! it was when i looked up, the sky green, clouds blue, i was tripping. i heard some one talking to me...
i have the rest on my comp but i doubt anyone would read it all anyway. if someone requests me to post more of it, ill do so. but let me know what you guys thing of the preview?

"she's a squirter!"
"no dude, she's just crying..."

"mam, i think your eye is bleeding..."
"oh it's just that time of the month dear"

everytime she winks, she queefs.

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

yeah, i made it all up, i like to make up increadibly unbelievable stories all the time
if any one wants to hear a really funny story im working on let me know, ill give you a preveiw

so one day, im riding my harley down el camino real(road that stretches through california), so, i stop at a local biker hangout,so after a few(dozen) drinks, i blacked out and then, next thing i know, i wake up in the middle of a desert, laying on top of my motorcycle, i lift up my bike, and sit on it, only to see, hidden underneath my torn leather Hells Angels vest there was a 7.62x54 M60 Machine gun and a chain of ammunition, it was only then, when i noticed the sand was dark red, i look down, and notice a half eaten peyote cactus. not a native cactus to the area, turns out, i wasn`t in california anymore! it was when i looked up, the sky green, clouds blue, i was tripping. i heard some one talking to me...
i have the rest on my comp but i doubt anyone would read it all anyway. if someone requests me to post more of it, ill do so. but let me know what you guys thing of the preview?

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that is awesome

i so high and so confused.... :( lmfao

your a cool lil homie for being only 15