I never laughed so hard in my life!

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Originally Posted by Imotep

stradlin a george foreman grill lol :D

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my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.

I wounder how many "here's ur sign" jokes Bill Engvall and the rest of the guys at blue collar comedy could get out of this thread.

nobody think my story was funny...
lol...just playing....i cant get over it though...

could u just imagine growing up with the last name
Dildough?

omg i hope i never get a call like that again...
and check this out...
my boyfriend toker he called someone yeterday and they were
fuckin in the background...all he heard was a chick
sreamin and moanin in the background...

omg i cracked up laughin...
i love my job
peace

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Originally Posted by KyserSozay

my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.

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hahahaha well she heated things up a bit to much if ya ask me :eek:

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

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Originally Posted by Sedater18

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

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Yeah Lola probably read that and then posted it as Raven

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

and Lisa... when do you plan on going home? im going to be home soon enough, and would like to spend time w/ my family... alone... its been long enough... not trying to be a dick or anything, but seriously...

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Lola this is stupid. How many SNs do you have on here?????

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

Ammie is Lisa, aka smokeybaby... and whatever else... i dunno... but shes been at my house for almost a month now, and one of the causes of my stress level being so high!!!

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It's your damn house Lola. Kick her out if you are upset and stick with one damn screenname.

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Originally Posted by MadHatter5150

also sawleaf, did you get my e-mail, or did Lola give me a fake one? cuz i wrote you on hotmail...

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Nope. No email. Although I still think this is Lola.

maybe she was just a dirty bitch who never cleaned her pie

sticks and stomnes will break my bones but whips and chains excite me
hmm, tryin to make a point about words...
being jut words...
and not stones.
that will break-
bnes
and stuff
:mad: drunky get mad cant taal lk proepperly