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i got one! i didnt catch him cause he didnt try hiding it but last october i was in jail for a dui, i was put in the detox cell with four others, well this fucked up crack head who was about 35 happend to be in the cell out of the blue just started jerkin off right there infront of everone, then he passed out for like five minutes and when he woke up he went right back at it! i was lucky enough to get out right when he got going again! that was a very interesting night!:eek:
on holiday my m8 got v.v.v.drunk and passed out so i shit in a ashtray and put it on his chest and dick slapped him on his forehead and when he woke up he knocked over the ashtray (no fuckin joke) and there was a strange choclate substance on his chest and covers he was so drunk he just went back to bed.
and then the joke turned on me having to sleep next to him SMELLING of my own shit, god ill never 4get that.
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on holiday my friend was soo sick in the bucket, so being the goodboy i am lol i went to empty the bucket over the balcony little did i know that there was someone sitting below us this big black guy who we called MR T (HE LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM) he called the holiday reps and we got 1 verbal warning had to pay a dry cleaning bill too. was a fucking joke
I caught my ex boyfriend wanking once. We were arguing and hadn't had sex for weeks. I saw him masturbate to orgasm one night, luckily he didn't see me. I have to say I was shocked at first, then I felt incredibly horny. I love the thought of men tossing off. It's a bit of a taboo for us girls. I dream that my next lover will lose his inhibitions with me and wank whenever he likes. In my face, when I am asleep, when we talk horny together....Mmm I like the sound of all that...It's not disgusting it's bloody gorgeous!
wow hmd,
if that avatar is you then I am getting started right now baby :-). yum
apparantly my mate can suck his own dick, and someone caught him at it, sounds odd but ive seen him bend down that low (fully clothed)
Hiya harmonicminor, that's me, I mean this is me...lol...Get started all you like babes, I'll sit here and watch on me beanbag :)
Hi Brendan, I can bite my own toe nails, does that count? :)
I have seen men masturbate on cam loads of times and Wow! I have seen some strange things on cam..lol...a gay aussie, wearing a skirt and heels inserting a bottle up his anal passage..Hmm!
I was staying over at a friend's house and we always wrestle n' shit (we actually are in wrestling at school but we still wrestle at his house) and I picked up the pillow from his bed to hit him and there was an empty bottle of lotion so I laughed my ass off and told some other friends.
Ahahahahaha I should buy a plane ticket.Quote:
Originally Posted by HMD
To her location, or farther away from it?Quote:
Originally Posted by eddievanzant
ahha good one graph