Yes, I know this could go in the sexuality board, but I figured this is more of a humerous true-stories type thread than a sexual one. so anyway, i was just wondering if you have any (funny) stories of catching someone masturbating, because upon reading the crap stories thread I just suddenly remembered this thing that happened to me....

So, when I was 15 I was in a Wendy's. I had to take a leak so I walked into the bathroom. just as I entered this guy at the urinal just jumps out of his skin, zips up, and runs out looking embarrased. I thought "well that's weired" and I walked to the urinal to take a piss and surely enough, it was full of the guys seemen. *insert vomiting emoticon that doesn't exist here*

Then one time, when I was 15 also, me and my best friend rented "embrace of the vampire" just for the numerous scenes of nudity lol (hey, we were 15, it was a big deal ). So we watched it that night, then the next day I packed up to head home. Just after I left the house I realized I forgot something so I went back to get it, and I just walked in the front door and he was downstairs lying on the couch, in view from the doorway, wanking to the movie lol. though instead of being intelligent and just zipping up quickly like any sensible person, he just starts cursing a blue-streak while fumbling in a panic to get his pants up. I just left and pretended it didn't happen.
mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on . Ever caught somebody wanking? Yes, I know this could go in the sexuality board, but I figured this is more of a humerous true-stories type thread than a sexual one. so anyway, i was just wondering if you have any (funny) stories of catching someone masturbating, because upon reading the crap stories thread I just suddenly remembered this thing that happened to me.... So, when I was 15 I was in a Wendy's. I had to take a leak so I walked into the bathroom. just as I entered this guy at the urinal just jumps out of his Rating: 5