Stoner moments

i was camping once wit me local network scouts and i was kinda mashed, we decided to take a walk to the beach, so i got up out of my tent, and put my walking boots on. We walked to the beach and walked down the beach, sat there had acouple of J's each, and then headed back. On the way back to camp i realised that my feet were killing me, so i looked down and i had put my walking boots on the wrong feet, everyone else had noticed this but didn't notice! gits!

*oops meant to say everyone had noticed this but didnt inform me! gits!

The other day i burnt my feet on a my roof trying to get half a jay that i accedently droped out my window.
It was a 40 degree (c) day and my roof in metal.