Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

There was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
And now he has a vagina

Not ALL Jersey girls are sluts :|

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do ya' wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

There was a man named Ping
Who had a very small thing
He went to take a piss
and barely missed
Pissed on his nuts and made it sting

There once was a man from Nantuket,
Whose dick was so long he could suckit.
With a big happy grin,
He wiped off his chin.
And said,
"If my ear was a cunt, i'd fuckit!"

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Not ALL Jersey girls are sluts :|



There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do ya' wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

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haha i love it!

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Originally Posted by BobBong

There once was a man from Nantuket,
Whose dick was so long he could suckit.
With a big happy grin,
He wiped off his chin.
And said,
"If my ear was a cunt, i'd fuckit!"

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Right well.. i guess i wasn't original enough
ok then

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water...
Nobody knows what happened up there..
But now, They have a daughter!

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!

there once was a man from madrass
whos balls were made of fine brass
and in story weather
they both clanged together
and sparks shot out of his ass

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

there once was a man called sprocket,
who went to the moon on a rocket.
His arse went bang,
his nips went clang,
and he found his balls in his pocket.

Mary had a little lamb,
she knew it couldnt swim,
so she took it to the swimming baths,
and kicked the fooker in.

Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
10 thousand volts went up it arse,
and turned its wool to nylon