And this is why she hasn't called? Who cares I'm watching the game.....
In the end she'll call, they always do.
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And this is why she hasn't called? Who cares I'm watching the game.....
In the end she'll call, they always do.
- If she hangs up on you, always fucking call her back.
- NEVER hang up on her.
so i already knew all this, yet im still alone and... um... kill me now god, please!
Most women, especially those in LTR's do not like to be "fucked" and don't particularly like that word when applied to them. There are always exceptions of course.
And BabyFace, keep in mind that if you ladies don't tell us what you like, we are not generally smart enough to figure it out. But most of your assertions are right on the money. (and very astute for one so young)
Regarding those "open" relationships, they usually don't last very long and such things as a 3-way will usually be the undoing of any monogamous relationship. Someone almost always harbours feelings of jealousy or inadequacy(sp?)
And one more thing...according to Dr Drew, most women do not experience orgasm until some time in their mid or late twenties.
I disagree with:
# If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
# Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
# We don't care about your car.
#Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
#Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.
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Originally Posted by powair
I disagree with these points as well.
1. Sometimes, my girl and I do it while she is "on the rag". We don't use birth control so doing it then allows me to safely cum inside her and she loves that. Incidentally, we have only one child and that was very planned.
2. Don't walk out of the bathroom . . . . applies to women as well. I had a woman once who did that to me and she smelled so bad. I never saw her again after that experience. Both men and women should wash front to back with some warm soapy water. It's just common courtesy.
3. Some women do care about men and their cars. Don't generalize. Where I come from, we call them "tire biters".
4. Anal sex is a very sensitive area. A woman doesn't have to blatantly ask for it, but if the man knows what he is doing and is slow and gentle and does all the prep. work, his woman should enjoy anal sex. My lady wouldn't have thought of it before me, but now, she is very curious and experimental about it. She loves to have her ass played with/fingered, etc. and finds the feelings quite arousing.
5. You know, sometimes, there's nothing quite so arousing (for the man) as being a little forceful with a woman's head while getting oral from her. Obviously, gagging her will do no good, but a slight gentle thrust with a little force can be very stimulating.
In the end, the old saying, "it takes 2 to tango" really fits when making love. There has to be give and take by both partners.
I'd like to see a similar list for women made by men. :thumbsup:
you do know that it is possible to knock her up even when she is on the ragQuote:
Originally Posted by mfactor420
and im sure every women loves her head shoved on some dudes kack
HENCE WHY I SAID NOT EVERYONE...
LIKE FIVE TIMES..
Dear lord.
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In my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.
You know I love my head thrusted down on your kak baby ;)
It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.
* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!
* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."
* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?
* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.
* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.
* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.
* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!
Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.
Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.
And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"
Because this was THE MOST adorable post ever, I'm gonna go back and comment on a few things; mine are in bold.
It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.
* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!
This actually wasn't my own, since everyone seems to love commenting on it. I wouldn't care if my boyfriend fucked me on the rag, but many of my girl friends say that the cramps are too painful and the bloated-ness is too icky to want to have sex.
* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."
Another one that isn't my own, I don't really mind the fact that youse pee from there. I try and clean myself up before hopping back into bed. :P
* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?
I completely forget what I was getting at with that...Oh, alien probing..okay it was a bad joke. ANOTHER one that isn't mine, but I do somewhat agree; there's more to sex then just the constant "in and out and in and out and in and out" I mean come on! Just typing that was getting tedious.
* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.
AHHHHH. That'd scare me, I try to avoid teeth more than anything..maybe a little too much.
* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.
This one was thrown in there because my boyfriend is the gassiest fellow you could ever meet, and while it's cute at times he finds it funny to do that dutch oven thing to me in bed. Um, no.
* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.
It depends on both yours and the females view of love I think..
* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!
Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.
Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.
O.O How old is she? There's no button on the kak, even tho that'd be kind of cool if there was. Tell her to do the tongue twirly thing. lol
And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"
I think it's fun exploring eachother's body, whether it's sexual or not. And I don't think I'm the only women who thinks that.