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Me and two friends went to taco bell at about 2 am one night stoned off our asses. We each ordered like $15-$20 worth of food. But what was so hilarious was when I gave my friend in the backseat his and he pulled it out and was like "BURRITO! Dude! It's like Christmas because I forgot what I ordered!"
Friend: Kyle looks high already
Me: I problably am.
I'm Kyle by the way. I have no idea why that was so funny. But I love nugget.
I never remember things i say, its all funny in general i guess. One of my friends once said 'viagra tastes like cherries,' but he may have been asleep. I'm not sure.
One of my friends when he was baked we came into my house and walked down my hallway and into my room and he goes WOW that was fast ..... and i said what was fast and he goes ..... the room came up quick this time its usually farther down the hall. lol i was laughing forever
One time I was at a bowling alley with like three girls and this one dude. We were all sitting in our lane, at the table thing, when some old-bald guy with glasses came up to me and said, "You like roasted beef? Cus we have some in the backroom". I busted out laughing so hard, we were all blitzed, and I almost fell to his feet laughing. Then he just looked at my friends and walked away.
Talking about how it would be cool to put an inflatable matress on the roof of my car. We paused for a second while talking..
"I wanna get down.."
"Why?"
"Because it's raining."
well one time, we were pretty baked. my friends dog would try to eat my bag of weed whenever i shook it at him. then he ran outside(bad) and we had to get him back inside. now keep in mind that this seemed like a good idea at the time. i ran outside with my bag yelling "dooby(dog's name) get the weed!!!!!!!!!!!" and shking the bag all atound. my friends had to come outside,put their hands over my mouth, and drag me inside.
One time i was really high driving to a party with two other friends in my car. One of my friends told us that it was the first time he saw such a rain yesterday. And I was like, what was special about it did it rain from the ground to the sky? And we were then cracking up the whole night in the party quoting it :D
Back in the day, me and my friends got real baked together and I had this huge adventure in my head, like Zelda or something. So I'm fighting bosses and solving complex dungeon puzzles while we all just sat around.
So throughout the night, I was talking to them all, updating them on all the things I was "doing". Apparently it was fucking hilarious because they were laughing their asses off. Looking back, I can see why.
(Friend looking at me as I stare off into space, with face twitching)
Friend: Uh, what's on your mind?
Me: Uh, aww, uh, mmmmm....
Friend: What?
Me: Now what the fuck? This one doesn't even make sense! It's like a door, but there's this huge red spiral keeping me from opening it! I DON'T FUCKING GET IT!!!
one time my buddy and i were ripped and walking aroud my neighboor hood. now we have a horse ranch about a .5 mile away from our houses so you can hear the horses. well one hourse went and my buddy freaked saying that that was the way the cops put on their sirens when their going after people smoking pot. so i knew he was freaking out so i jumped behind a house like i saw a cop. well he was in the middle of the street screamming that he was inoccent and not to shoot and that he didnt have the dope. it was so funny i couldnt get up i was laughing so hard