I REALLY want to lose my virginity
You certainly seem like an interesting person. May I recommend an interesting 1-shot 100% guaranteed pick up line? It might not get you laid from the first chick, but if you say it to enough chicks, you're bound to get the kind of response you're looking for:
"Ever notice how all these guys who land beautiful women, like yourself, are the same ones who waste their life away trying to shove their piggly wiggly little dick into anything they can find?"
"Uhh"
"Stop there, just hear me out. I'm offering you a once in a life time opportunity here. I happen to be a man unlike those other men. I know what I said initially was a bit shocking, but I just wanted you to know right away what I wasn't, just so we could get it out of the way."
"okay?"
"Listen, let me take you out to a Long John Silvers ((accentuate the words LONG JOHN - subliminally telling her you have a big dick)) I'll buy you a nice fish sandwhich and maybe we can head back to my place for a cup of coffee and a completely raw and unharnessed sexual experience of your UTMOST sexual DESIRE." ((this tells her subconcious that she's guaranteed to be pleased with the experience))
"Listen, that's just not the type of person I am. Sorry." -she starts to walk away-
"Wait! I'll lick your asshole!" ((this subliminally informs her that you're willing to lick her asshole))
Now, this is the golden moment right here. If she comes running back to you, embracing you with extreme passion and desire, you've found a winner.
This method takes practice, and only 1/3 beautiful women will respond positively to it, but trust me, it DOES work on that 1/3rd. And if you don't find one from the first three you try, keep trying man. You'll get it down eventually, and you'll be able to form your suggestions to better fit each individual girl, raising your success rate drastically.
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
Okay, I thought about it, and I decided to write a serious suggestion. It's kind of sleazy seeming, but it works. It doesn't even have to be hypnotic if you would feel to sleazy being manipulative with your language. It can just be an interesting conversation starter.
Have you ever looked into hypnosis or Neuro-Linguistic-Programming? Now, getting laid may not be the main purpose of them, but they teach you to use language in a way that literally programs their brain via language. ((literal translation of N.L.P.))
There's a thing called speed seduction which takes in alot of the basic principles of N.L.P. and clinical hypnosis, and sort of "warps" them to help you get laid. Look into speed seduction, you can find stuff on it on alot of file sharing programs.
Here's an example:
"I'm doing a project for my psychological sexuality class in college where I have to ask 3 people I'm physically attracted to, to do a little introspection and I jot down what they said. Most people are just making shit up, but I think this is really interesting. I was just wondering if you'd be willing to help me out real quick, it shouldn't take more then 5 minutes."
Almost any chick with spare time will say yes, this is very non-threatening, yet still sexual on principle. Take out a notebook and prepare to jot down what they say.
"Yeah, okay, what do you need?"
"Well, I'm looking for the exact basic cognitive responses of someone initially feeling attraction to someone. I'll read you what I wrote down just for an example."
-read this from your notebook- ((Grammar isn't important in hypnotic induction. Repetition via different words also helps. e.g. strong, intense. Your words aren't near as important as your vocals. People gather so much more information from pitch, tone, body languange, etc., then they do from the actual words))
"Alright, I know this is cheesy, but I'm kind of a cheesy guy... -laughs- Anyway, here's what I wrote: Attraction is the very starting point of strong, intense, infatuation. When your mind can just relax into a pure sensation of total openess, of complete focus and attention. And you can just feel that person's words, and become more and more wholly into open suggestion. When I can look at a person, and I notice every outline of their face, the shaping of their nose, the positioning of their cheek bones. And their totality becomes one with how I feel. I suppose that's how I know when I'm truly attracted to someone."
((Since at the beginning of the conversation you essentially told the girl you were physically attracted to her "approach people we're physically attracted to" and you're approaching her, she assumes you felt all those things about her, while simotaneously allowing herself to feel them about you hopefully because of the intensity of your words and the power in your voice.))
"wow..."
"-laughs- Yeah, you don't exactly have to go as in depth as I did. But, if you could just tell me your exact mental processes you have when you're feeling attracted to someone so I could jot 'em down for my class, that'd be great."
-still in awe over what you read- "yeah.. wow, umm." -she stumbly gives an answer nowhere near as good as yours, since your was prepared long before and she's making hers up on the spot-
"Wow. That's a really unique experience of attraction I think. You seem like a really interesting person."
"Thanks."
"Well, that's all I needed, thanks for your help." -smile and start to walk away-
"Uhh... sure, no problem."
-turn around and abruptly say "Hey! You think I could get an email and your name to put next to your entry?"
"Sure!"
"Great. Bye." Walk away without a second glance.
In a few days ((not immediately, let her think about you and hope you email her)) write her an email and say "Hey there. I'm the random guy who approached you and told you to recreate attraction on the spot. -laughs- I was just re-reading what you said and it really got me thinking. I was wondering if you'd be interested in going out for a cup of coffee or something? Write me back. That's an order. lol
-Dexter"
I used some key parts of NLP and speed seduction in this approach, and I did make it up myself, so if you get laid, give me some fucking props. lol This gets rid of the hardest part of getting laid, how to initially meet the chick. AND it subliminally attempts to make her attracted to you without her even realizing it. ;) Yes, I've used it. Once, like a week ago. And the girl I did it on I now have a regular correspondance with via email. Don't email every day either, you gotta give em time to wait.
Some names I'd recommend looking into if you're really wanting to get laid more then once by different women:
David Deangelo ((Double your Dating))
Ross Jeffries ((Speed Seduction))
Richard Bandler ((Creator of NLP)) Book: Frogs into Princes
Yapko ((Cutting edge clinical hypnotherapist/author)) Book: Essentials of Hypnosis or if you're really looking to get into hypnosis, Trancework.
Deangelo says it all the time and it holds true: Alot of the stuff that seems like it wouldn't work, does. And alot of women would deny that it would work on them, but it does.
PS - If you try this on a girl who knows anything about hypnosis or NLP, expect her to laugh in your face and walk away. Luckily, most don't know a thing about it.
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
you should become friends with the girl for a while first. but don't make friends with her if you just want to screw her, thats just mean. I'm 14 and i might be gettin laid soon, i donno. i like this girl and weve been friends for a while now and she likes me too i hear, so yea. makes friends.
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
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You can't possibly want something you've never had.
WHAT!?! Uh, I've never had four pounds of weed, but I'm pretty sure I want it.
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus
It was surely a blissful memory that will stay with you for the rest of your life.
actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard :mad:
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard :mad:
holy shit is that possible? Can you really break your dick like that?
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
well, i couldn't bend it before hand that's for damn sure, if i was a cafe member i'd post pics to prove it, but yes it's possible. when she got all hard into it, i felt a "pop" and excruciating pain, a year later when drunk and bored i decided to see how far i could bend my dick, i got it at about a 90 degree angle _| kinda like that.
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
I REALLY want to lose my virginity
Please dont get hung up on the idea that your first time is going to be magical , memorable etc etc. It might suck , it might not. Just remember ONE thing communication. It sounds cliche but seriously without it , you'de probably have one damn unsatisfied partner (once your having sex of course).
Also make sure she's very very well lubed, it hurts and not just her ;).
