I REALLY want to lose my virginity

[Toking with Jesus]

I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever! Everytime I approach a girl, I never get farther than the introductory portion of the conversation. The convo with a girl goes like this on a fine beach day as I approach her tanning.
M=Me
G=Girl

M-Uhh, Hi what's up
G-(looks up to me) Oh...Hi?
M-soo, it's a beautiful day today aint it?
G-Umm, who are you?
M-(Face turns red with embarassment) uhh, *stutters* well my name is Dexter.
G-Whatever
and I walk away from her, only to crawl back into that little hole I came out of...my fantasy world.
Now hear this. Old men...Sugar daddies to be specific, can talk to the girls WITH NO PROBLEM AT ALL, and the girls get very interested in what they have to say because these sugar daddies have a LOT of experience in conversations and fucking. What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy. Tomorrow is supposed to be a BEAUTIFUL DAY, and I will toke up about 5 good hits of Hydro before going to the beach, and I swear..I WILL GET LAID TOMORROW NIGHT AT ALL COSTS. I swear...im so fucking tired of being a virgin...it's going to end one way or another peacefully. And im going to get that by SOCIALIZING MY WAY INTO HER PANTS! I will keepo you guys updated on this. DOes anybody else have hard times talking to girls by the way?

Toking with Jesus Reviewed by Toking with Jesus on 08-31-2005. I REALLY want to lose my virginity I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How Rating: 5

[F L E S H]

What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy.

That's a little too specific.

[nakedgunner]

i wish u good luck

[tylerkane]

I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc

you're a fucking pervert dude, gross...lol

When all else fails, use rohipinal

[GHoSToKeR]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha. Sorry.

[colton]

you're a fucking pervert dude, gross...lol

When all else fails, use rohipinal

Dont give him ideas!!! lol

Toking with jesus, women are human beings the same as men are theres nothing to be scared of!!

[jkg114]

sounds like those girls are big bitches, dont let it get to you. keep ur hopes up.

[MeatRulz]

You got it man. *thumbs up*

[TonyD]

Confidence, even if you don't have it fake it a stranger won't know. Make sure your full of yourself and your an amazing guy who could have any female he wanted. Girls pick up on this and become interested just be interesting even if your not don't say the things you want to but the things that sound best. Its simple, you'll work it out.

[GHoSToKeR]

If you have problems speaking to chicks then instead of trying to get laid straight away why not try getting a female friend or two? Hanging out with chicks will help you get used to speaking to them, being around them and being comfortable with them, plus you'll always have someone to go to for advice instead of us. lol