Talking to dealers on the phone?

I would just call my dealer and ask him/her if its ok to swing by and if they got dope... then they will say come on over. If they are out... they would say not today and they would let me know which day to stop by. It simple as that. That way.. I dont have to mention "weed" over the phone.

why dont you just ask him if you can buy a automatic asuualt rifle commonly used by terrorists.

lol

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Originally Posted by snowblind

why dont you just ask him if you can buy a automatic asuualt rifle commonly used by terrorists.

lol

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Lmao.
Niceeeee.

just be like hey man you good? thats what my boyfriend says lol

dude just say muffins. he'll know what you're talking about if he's ever made a deal.

and say the same kind i got last time if you want the same stuff you bought last time. its that easy. i just call it cake im like dude do you got any cake? and hes like sure. how much? and i'm just like oh just the usual wedding cake, probly just about a quarter sized-cake. so just say 25 muffins or something.

lol the muffins never fail

when i was at uni, a flatmate of a mate, who was the nicest lad ever, a bit too nivce if you get my drift, but nieve as fuck wanted to get some weed. i foolishly let him use my phone to ring my dealer. they where shitty asians who drove around in a taxi and delivered. shit weed but always had it anytime.
we used to just ring up and be like you dude i need a £20 ride from . . . and they'd come pick you up sort out and it was all good.
anyway jim rings up and says. word for word i swear
hello sir
i would like to buy £20 of marajauna please
i imagine they freaked
then he repleated yes £20 of marajauna please
then they hung up

it took me ages to convice them i wasn't the feds

lesson learnt never lend you phone

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Originally Posted by snowblind

when i was at uni, a flatmate of a mate, who was the nicest lad ever, a bit too nivce if you get my drift, but nieve as fuck wanted to get some weed. i foolishly let him use my phone to ring my dealer. they where shitty asians who drove around in a taxi and delivered. shit weed but always had it anytime.
we used to just ring up and be like you dude i need a £20 ride from . . . and they'd come pick you up sort out and it was all good.
anyway jim rings up and says. word for word i swear
hello sir
i would like to buy £20 of marajauna please
i imagine they freaked
then he repleated yes £20 of marajauna please
then they hung up

it took me ages to convice them i wasn't the feds

lesson learnt never lend you phone

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awww that sucks
funny story thought

i would tell him "aye man u got any of that AK left"

yeah it made me piss, i was there at the time laughing my tits off.

till i remembered it was my fone

bless him, he checked himself into a pysc ward at the local hospital not long after

when he got out he was obsessing over the nurse who was really nice to him

he got her address and phone number.......somehow

thats when we stopped going round