Talking to dealers on the phone?

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Hey all,

I was hoping to get some advice on how to talk to dealers on the phone. I definitely don't want to say anything incriminating that would piss them off, considering I live near the NSA and I hear that they train people to wiretap by listening to people's conversations in the area. I certainly wouldn't want to say a certain word and have my phone line flagged.

So my dealer friend usually sells anything from mids and KB to heads, depending on what he could get his hands on. How would I go about asking him what he has in stock and the price?

Honestly, I'm just trying to not be the asshole that dealers hate because my words make them paranoid.

thanks

Johnny McPotSmoker Reviewed by Johnny McPotSmoker on 08-10-2007. Talking to dealers on the phone? Hey all, I was hoping to get some advice on how to talk to dealers on the phone. I definitely don't want to say anything incriminating that would piss them off, considering I live near the NSA and I hear that they train people to wiretap by listening to people's conversations in the area. I certainly wouldn't want to say a certain word and have my phone line flagged. So my dealer friend usually sells anything from mids and KB to heads, depending on what he could get his hands on. How Rating: 5

[jaGerbom]

set up something to say with your dealer. I always say hey dude you got any muffins? he says yeah blueberry muffins (nice) then i say can i get 20 dollars worth? He says yeah come by in 10 minutes and thats it.

[CheebaMan]

20 dollars worth must be a shitload of muffins

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Well the reason I'm asking is cuz I'm about to call, so I can't really set anything up

And I definitely want to avoid using the word "AK-47" in the conversation.. I don't want the department of homeland security shoving a microscope up my ass.

But yes.. I want to know if he still has AK-47.

[jaGerbom]

i need the status on your alpha koolaid four seven

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

hahahahahahhahahahah

I doubt he'd have any idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

[jaGerbom]

lol yeah well on a more serious note. just ask if he can hangout.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i hate it when my dealer makes me ask him for 7 grams of CD's. i'm like 'okay any cop who knows what he is doing would understand that by CD's we are talking about drugs'. he's too paranoid he's a fucking dick sometimes cause he thinks he's a hustler.

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Yeah that's what I usually do I'm just trying to find a way to ask him on the phone since he kinda lives 25 minutes away.
What's a good way to ask if he has heads without just saying "Yo you got heads?"

[jaGerbom]

whats the status of your harold ebert alpha dog sampson's?

EDIT: i just realized alpha dog is the name of a pretty decent movie.