In your head, shit builds dams and piss runs in rivers you dumb fuck!
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In your head, shit builds dams and piss runs in rivers you dumb fuck!
well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
you are so fat that you masturbate to cookbooks.
If you shut up, I'll give you ten points!
If your children are 1/2 as ugly as you they should get disability cuz your one ugly woman. Did you hear me mom?
...useless...as the tits on a boar hog...:thumbsup:
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
Normally to friends I either call em Fishfuckers,
Or I tell them to go fist themselves, it's funny when sumone hears that for the first time.
When my x calls me an asshole, I ussually respond: "I Got one might as well use it!"
maybe a bit lame but I like it :D
You're such a waste of existence, that you're making God cry...
It's hard to believe that the sperm that sparked your existence was indeed the fastest one...
A retarded, crack addicted chimp would do a better job than you...
Your lack of intelligence must be a result of too few forks in the branches of your family tree...
The fact that you weren't still-born is conclusive proof that life isn't fair...
Yeah... It's really too bad that your mom and her brother didn't figure out what birth control was until you came along...
One I stole and have used at work. (can't remember where I first heard it)
Me: What would you do if I called you a cunt?
My boss: I'd fire you.
Me: And what would you do if I just thought you were a cunt?
My boss: Well I couldn't do anything.
Me: In that case, I think you're a cunt.
I didn't get fired. Just.