your favorite insults: funny remarks.

[smoking habit]

Mine at the moment would have to be.

You're as worthless as a VCR.

y'alls?

smoking habit Reviewed by smoking habit on 03-30-2007. your favorite insults: funny remarks. Mine at the moment would have to be. You're as worthless as a VCR. y'alls? Rating: 5

[The Figment]

One I heard not too long ago...

Collage kid haning out of car,Hollering at Cute Coed,"Hey Baby,Where you been all my life?"
Coeds Answer, "At your House diong obcene things to your mother with a fork!!
I laughed so hard I had to sit down!

[PigSnout]

Do I come to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth?

[rebgirl420]

Go get lupis

[Nochowderforyou]

Suck it up princess.

Has cocksucking made you deaf? (say that to a guy, they lose it! )

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining

[rebgirl420]

say to a guy: Did it hurt?
Guy: Did what hurt?
You: The anal?
Guy: WTF ewww
you: well did he at least give you a reach around?
guy:f-you
You: well I see he didnt use the lube

[AKA MariJane]

my cousin's girlfriend told him he looked like a miscarriage

[Nochowderforyou]

You're the cum your mom should have swallowed.

[higher4hockey]

you should have been an abortion.

[BizzleLuvin]

You're as worthless as a VCR.

GAHAHAHA!
sometimes i call my little brother a filthy tampon.