Funny Quotes

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

#79 Oct-12-2005, 11:42
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Originally Posted by RIP ODB
I don't hate my dad. He used to let me live in his balls and now he lets me live in his house.

I hate my friend's dad though. I never had anything to do with his balls.



LMAO!!! Made my day cheers ODB!!

PEace

Buddy
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If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

This made so much sense. Glad to see you don't misunderstand the world, RIP.

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Huh? Me no understand...insert more credits!

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Madly Fuck An Ox!???

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cant i just fuck a owl?

No, pick on someone your own size, Rob.

That made sense what ODB of RIP said, I was, actually, visualizing it.

I wanted to include you in my post, you don't need to be embarrassed.

lmao u love me really....

I can't find my lighter anywhere.....Arrrggghhh!

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Originally Posted by robert42

break in to your neighbours

DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO SMOKE!

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LOL!

Peace

Buddy

hahaha :D

Look, Rob, the pumpkinhead has an idea!

What do you think it is?

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Look, Rob, the pumpkinhead has an idea!

What do you think it is?

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LOL! Thats a scray baby huh!?! Lol @ punmkinhead!

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Look, Rob, the pumpkinhead has an idea!

What do you think it is?

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to kiss u??

EDIT: I MEANT KILL BUT AFTER WRITING KISS I THOUGHT ID LEAVE IT ON THERE AS A FUNNY QUOTE OK.... :rolleyes:

LOL, I guess he lost his idea.

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Originally Posted by this comedienne on Comedy Central

Just like Jesus said, "You give the man a fish...he knows where to come for fish. You teach a man to fish, and you destroy your marketbase."

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I'll look for her name, she's still on "Comedy Central Presents" (12:30 EST).

In a conversation on sculptures done by Leonardo Da Vinci:

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Originally Posted by robert42

oooo do 1 of my penis, do 1 of my penis

hhaha

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hahaha i feel scared to post cos every mistake i make beachguy triwsts it... hes worse then hitler

Robert you're better than Hitler.

awww thanks.....

u need to get a humorous avatar..... beachguy if u need help finding one holla at ya boy (did that sound cool? like fat with ph u know 'phat')

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Originally Posted by OreO

i was in public
but none around....i was 16 and it was 3 in the mornin so no biggy


I snuck out to go hang out with some friends...went home

on the way home stopped in the woods, wanked it real quick and went back home

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LMAO

LMAO GOOD FIND BUDDY EXPOSE MORE PERVERTS ;)

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Originally Posted by robert42

awww thanks.....

u need to get a humorous avatar..... beachguy if u need help finding one holla at ya boy (did that sound cool? like fat with ph u know 'phat')

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I asked Tokosan to help me develop one, I'll get something for now.

cool man :D

lol buddy nice one haha

that thread is wicked man

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Originally Posted by Antonio Montana

theres nothing I love more than standing a bus top while there is a female waiting alone or with her friednds and just flopping it out and jerking off in front of them . sometimes i just get the bus around my city all night find sexy females to wank in front of.

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hahaha, thats fucking hilarious...so true too...

nothing better than jekin it while running after random women in the mall...sometimes i think that theres more to love then that...

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Originally Posted by jkg114

10 years old. i kno im real young, but i love the ganj.

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Originally Posted by tokosan

im a strapping young gay man of thirteen years.

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Lol!

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Originally Posted by ArtRollins

Cobra venom I guess.

At first I thought wierd like to say baked banana peel. Cuase when we were young we thought that would work. But the Hawaiian wood rose seed did work. Looking to lick some toad in Southern France or Spain.

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LOL! If we ever have a cann.com meet up I'll provide the toads!

robert42 haha
guess my age....
no not 42
18

SensiRide Where does the 42 come from?

robert42 42 INCHES tall
YEAH BABY

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Originally Posted by colton

Robert u wierd for some reason i thought u were reading threads!

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I apologize to all parties involved.

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Originally Posted by KoRnStaR

lol.

no.

i told him not to touch me, turn the lights off, and so i wouldn't have to worry about him.

but my high self thought he was rubbing my wang at one point, when it was really the chick, and I flipped the fuck out. was very weird.

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ha ha, tis why menage a trois should be with women!

Oh man...
"but my high self thought he was rubbing my wang at one point, when it was really the chick, and I flipped the fuck out. was very weird."

That's what made my day
I was in the process of finding this thread to post this quote..

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Originally Posted by themuffinman6

Started shootin at 12 i tried at like 9 or 10 tho

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

i started jerking off at 8 or 9 i think and its my bro that told me (not showed, TOLD lol) how to do it

i started to cum at like 11

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Ha ha WTF!

Weed is my anti drug.

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Originally Posted by tschmidty32

Weed is my ant's rug.

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Last edited: Reason: added 's and took out id.

what funny with my quote lol buddy

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

ive smoked corn flakes

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LOL

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Originally Posted by Ronald Reagan

I'm not smart enough to lie.

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I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important. Like a league game or something.

- - Dick Butkus

this pwns it all

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Originally Posted by esrabalamir

howdy torog i make bong
wanna do it or something
luw ya kingkong
howdy torog i do miracle ot
wanna get stair
luw ya king kong
howdy torog sense in moroc
live in the place
catch ya forog

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LMFAO

esra what did u mean with that post to torog? come on spill the beans!

lol Robert, Torog's reply to that post was almost as funny.. I could almost feel his confusion all the way over here :)

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

ha ha, tis why menage a trois should be with women!

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agreed...never again

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

lol try two next time the extra dick!

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How many people call you buddy, my friend, in real life?