Post Your Favorite Joke.

Roger is buying his cousin's used motorcycle. He says, "My God, it's so shiny! It's like new! What's your secret?" His cousin says, "Well, any time it's about to rain, I coat the chrome with some Vaseline so it won't tarnish. In fact, I won't be needing this any longer, take my tube."

Roger and his girlfriend are going to her parents' house for dinner for the first time, so he goes to pick her up on the motorcycle.

As she's getting on the bike behind him, she says, "Listen, I have to tell you something. My family's a little strange. You can't talk during dinner. If you talk during dinner, you have to do the dishes."

When they walk into her parents' house, not only in the kitchen, but in the dining room, the living room, on the stairs, the back porch, everywhere, there are piles and piles of dirty dishes. They haven't done the dishes in months.

They sit down to eat, and the whole meal, nobody talks.
It's the end of the meal, Roger is getting a little horny, and he figures nobody is going to say anything, so he grabs his girlfriend, and pops! her right there on the dining room table. Nobody says nothing.

He's still a little horny, and her mother is kind of cute, so he figures, "What the hell?" He throws her mother up on the table and starts to do her.

He's just about done with her, when he looks out the window and sees it's starting to rain on his motorcycle. He reaches into his pocket and takes out the tube of Vaseline.

Her father jumps up and says, "All right, all right, I'll do the fucking dishes."

why is 77 better than 69?


because you get 8 more.

(think about it...)

why was the guitar string mad?
HE DIDNT GET PICKED!

Niiiiice.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.


;)

Once there was this boy blowing bubbles in the bathtub
Bubbles was the name of his brother.

whats a baby in a microwave look like ?



i dunno i was too busy jerking off




whats pink and bubbly and bangs on glass ?


a baby in a microwave.

^^^dude? sick

This shirt is NOT black!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.