Post Your Favorite Joke.

[kingjustin]

Here's mine- sick, but funny.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

Give up?

An erection.
It may be a little off but I laughed my ass off when I heard it the first time. It's also accompanied by:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
You don't have an erection when you eat a sandwich.

kingjustin Reviewed by kingjustin on 03-08-2007. Post Your Favorite Joke. Here's mine- sick, but funny. What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? Give up? An erection. It may be a little off but I laughed my ass off when I heard it the first time. It's also accompanied by: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? You don't have an erection when you eat a sandwich.:D Rating: 5

[Oneironaut]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

[bucknuts1870]

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and weigh....along came a spidah sat down beside her, said...

HEY, WHAT'S IN THE BOWL...BITCH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

[xxxhazexxx]

man says to wife that he wants kinky sex, she said what you got in mined, he said i want to come in your ear, she said it will make me go deaf,he said ive been coming in your mouth for 20 years and that aint shut you up

[ReUp]

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

[Mean Green Charlene]

I guess this is a joke..it sure made me laugh.

4 out of 3 people are bad at fractions.

[yoda]

man says to wife that he wants kinky sex, she said what you got in mined, he said i want to come in your ear, she said it will make me go deaf,he said ive been coming in your mouth for 20 years and that aint shut you up

LOL!!!!!

dead baby jokes suck, but here is my favorite

q: why do they call it PMS?
a: because mad cow disease was already taken

[stinkyattic]

Okay so this guy walks into a bar and sees a sign, 'free drinks for whoever can pass the test'.

Asks the bartender, 'what's the test?'

Bartender sez, "The test is you gotta drink that whole bottle of hot pepper tequila without coming up for air, then there's a chick upstairs who has never had an orgasm, go help her out, and finally, my pet alligator is out back and he needs a tooth pulled."

Guy says, "No fuckin way!"... but after a couple beers he's like, "kay gimme the tequila".

So he drinks down the whole bottle and runs outside... there's this horrible thumping noise and he comes back a few minutes later with his shirt all torn up and bloody and says,

"Now where's that broad with the sore tooth!?"

har har har

BOOYA!

[Psycho4Bud]

A British, a French, a Texan, and a Mexican were on a plane when the captain said that the plane had too much people on it, so 3 guys had to jump off so at least one person can survive.

The British gathered courage, yelled" God save the Queen!" and jumped off.

With tears in his eyes, the French guy stood up, yelled "Viva la France!" and also jumped off the plane.

So the Texan stood up and was pumped. He took a breath, yelled 'Remember the Alamo!" and threw the Mexican off the plane.


Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[BizzleLuvin]

Here's mine- sick, but funny.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

Give up?

An erection.

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you can watch the expression on its face !


here's a mean one too:
kingjustin and oneironaut are coyboys on a ranch wayy out in the prairie.
every day they walk around the fence to make sure nothing has escaped.
one day, kingjustin spots a sheep with its head stuck between two fence posts. he gets to thinking and says 'gee oneironaut, i been real lonely out here without any lady folk. i think i'm gonna have at this here sheep'.
so kingjustin pulls down his pants and has a good ol' time with this poor sheep. when he's done he says 'golly this feels great. why dont you come over here oneironaut and give 'er a try'. so oneironaut pulls down his pants and sticks his head between the fence posts.