the word "virgin" is fucked up

lol yeah i dont give a shit if they feel anything, i have an excuse hehe

and yea that girl wanted to fuck me before i offered her a spliff anyway, but shes kinda annoyin cuz for the past like fuckin month now shes been sayin she dosnt fancy me anymore, then she does again, oh now she dosnt... but i know this other girl whos a mate of a mate and she seems pretty slutty so i might just go with her.. shes way hotter too :D

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Okay so let me be honest. Fucking a virgin is cute and all, but part of us (note: PART) really doesn't give a shit if your first time is special or not, we just don't want to have to fake an orgasm after 2 minutes because you can't control your load. BUT the other part of us DOES want it to be special for you and usually, we aren't up to par..and we don't want to get stuck with being someone's "first". It just sucks, unless it's emotional and shit. I must say, after finding out a guy I was attracted to was a virgin, I was really turned off. I think it's a girl thing...

I dunno, would you want to fuck a virgin?

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well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

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well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

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Woah dude... You dont like it when a girl has a real orgasm? You are freaking out when getting a girl wet while fingering her? Dude, that is part of sex... girls getting wet (and the resulting aroma), girls wanting orgasms, and girls having orgasms... Maybe you're not rdy for sex bro? Seems like you're awkward with the subject... Sex aint clean and it dont always smell like roses... And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame... Maybe you should take some time before making the decision to have sex?

Lying about not being a virgin dont work when everybody you know knows and tells other people.

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Lying about not being a virgin dont work when everybody you know knows and tells other people.

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I can look a girl in the face and tell her, at 28yrs, I'm a virgin even if she knows I have a daughter :rasta:

^.......huh? are you even on the same page? Some one stated lying about being a virgin will get you laided(obviously).

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^.......huh? are you even on the same page? Some one stated lying about being a virgin will get you laided(obviously).

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I have no idea what you're smoking man... Must be good stuff.

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Woah dude... You dont like it when a girl has a real orgasm? You are freaking out when getting a girl wet while fingering her? Dude, that is part of sex... girls getting wet (and the resulting aroma), girls wanting orgasms, and girls having orgasms... Maybe you're not rdy for sex bro? Seems like you're awkward with the subject... Sex aint clean and it dont always smell like roses... And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame... Maybe you should take some time before making the decision to have sex?

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no.. i dont like it when a girl pisses on my hand, or maybe she just smells different from other girls and happens to smell like piss... sex is like wild animal sex? well.. tbh i dont think i've ever seen an animal piss on another animals hand before, and its still gross no matter how you put it haha.. seroiusly im like 90% sure it was piss

I personally believe that I am a very good judge of character. Years of teasing and heckling other kids has taught me how to judge relatively well.

I think some kids on this board are gay, but they just don't know it yet.

Lying is the best policy iMo
nothing to stress on though anyways
when it happens it happens and it's done with lol
only females make the first time sacred haha
just be patient and stay working your girl game
and well eventually along with the lying formula
you'll make it ;)