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Well yeah, maybe an original 100% ruderalis strain has a low ammount of THC but since like for instance the LR family has been crossed so many times to get a stable strain I dont think most strains that has ruderalis in them are low in THC anymore :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
yeah so jacop are you the weed police or something trying to run peoples weed smoking. im gonna go smoke a blunt and hit it 3 times!! *gasp*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaycub
if someone actually enforced these rules 'like your imaginary ninja friends"
id quit.
Express yourself fool.
jake u wise ass motherfucker.
i love this line
"Eleven: Speak intelligently at all times. Remember the golden rule of intelligent stoners...if you are too wasted to be intelligent, don't say anything at all."
My "Cannibis Connoisseur" Rules (in no particular order of importance, they're all important!):
-Glass pieces are the best. Glass is inert and doesn't contribute any unwanted flavors or potentially dangerous chemicals. However, a dirty glass pipe is worse than a clean metal pipe. Clean your pipes bi-weekly. Every time you smoke out of the pipe, immediately take a paper towel or napkin and wipe out the resin and ash. If it's still warm it will all come out without any alcohol. I've found that by doing this your bud tastes consistently better and it keeps the rest of the pipe cleaner, as much of the resin/ash in the stem is actually sucked through the bowl from previous bowls smoked.
-Never, ever, ever buy shwag. The only exception I make to this rule is if I absolutely can not find any dank nugs for at least a week and the shwag is super-cheap. And don't act like you don't smoke shwag. We all do it in desperate times.
-Always buy from a trusted source.
-Remember the three S's. Only give somebody your hard-earned cash if you have SEEN, SMELLED, and preferably SMOKED that shit. Never give somebody your money without knowing exactly what you are buying and if it's worth the price.
-It's a good idea to have a set price that you will never go over when buying a sack. For me, it's $60 an eighth (approximately 3.5 grams), and that's only if it is very good weed. Your own limit should take into consideration past and current market trends in your area and your own personal experience. For example, $50 an eighth for good nug is standard in my area. Sometimes, however, I come across some particularly good shit that is worth the $55-60 that is being charged. Sometimes I can get good shit for as low as $40. But I've never smoked weed that I think is worth $70. It's all up to you, but just make sure that you have a personal limit.
-Be low-key at all times. If you are smoking in public, don't make it obvious. Dug-outs and bats that look like cigarettes are great. When talking to your dealer, don't make any mention of pot. Don't use code words either. Just ask them if you can come over to their place. They will know what you are talking about and they will appreciate that you are trying to be discrete. Don't talk to non-tokers about toking. They don't need to know. Having clear eyes is never a bad idea either. For redness, the only thing that works for me personally is Visine LR. It's the shit in the yellow bottle. Works wonders and lasts up to six hours.
-If you've got nugs, you've gotta have an airtight nug jar. It keeps your shit nice and fresh and keeps it from being smashed and broken up. Besides that, it also acts as a display case so that you can view those perfect little nuggies any time you want. Baggies are for shwag man. Any airtight glass jar will do.
-Try growing at least once in your life. It will help you learn a lot about weed. Whenever you get a stash, you can always tell what went right about it and what went wrong. For example, you'll learn why some nugs are fluffy and others are dense, why some of your nugs come with the leaves on and others with the leaves off, and what determines the color, flavor, smell, and smoothness of the smoke. These are all things that are learned through growing. Just make sure you do AT LEAST a few months of research beforehand.
-If you are going out of your home, only carry with you what you will be smoking on your trip. You never know when you are going to get hassled by the fuzz. It's much easier to eat a gram or two than it is to eat a quarter ounce!
-Learn how to roll a joint! Seriously, I can't believe that some people call themselves connousseurs who don't know how to roll a spliff. Sure, it takes a lot of practice and trial-and-error, but it pays off.
-Contribute to an organization whose goal it is to legalize marijuana. Learn about pending legislation involving marijuana. Find out what the major politicians think about legalization, medical marijuana, and hemp laws. Educate your dumb ass. If we all work together, we can create change for the better. VOTE. If you aren't old enough to vote, you aren't old enough to toke. If you toke, then you should vote. Just make sure to smoke a fattie first.
Dear suhl, Please come to your senses.
Often when you post you bring unwanted hate and aggression to the cannabis community. We are no longer in middle school, name calling and picking fights ESPECIALLY while online isnā??t 'cool' anymore. Your posts although filled with hilarious antics degrade the name of the marijuana smoker, please save the flames for the pigs. Or at least stop flaming respected members.
Zoola
i dont think they degrade shit, i think they prove there are still some smokers who who are unwilling to look past ignorance and perverts. i really dont know what could degrade smokers more than talking about nothing but beating it and how they are rising above stereotypes and are so much better e than everyone else. i am through talking about this now, will stop spreadin the hate and aggression, but please stop acting like the things i said were unwarranted, i have trouble putting up with that shit.