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10-12-2006, 04:18 PM #1OPSenior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
cannabis dot com ideals only!
The purpose of this Thread is for you to post the most accurate, the most perfectionist ideals of being A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur.
Rather it just be advice.:thumbsup:
Ninja Guidelines to not get caught.
Unoffical CAnnabis Pirate Code to teech noobs how to make big bank?
Or even WHAT NOT TO DO! :smokin:
It doesnt have to all be about what your suppose to be doing.
but id perfer if you threw more of what you should do into this thread
cause were not trying to give anyone bad ideas lol :dance:
Im going to post.....
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"Re-Up"- To Re-Supply yourself with Cannabis.
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"Fort Knox System"- Always keep a 'fort knox' of Seed + Weed. preferably over several pounds of each just in case. You know how it is.
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"Quality system"-
0 DIRT
1 REG
2 MID
3 HIGH MID
4 KRUNK
5 ICE
6 ANYTHING HIGHER = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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"Type system"- INDICA + SATIVA
INdica = usually fluffy + browner green.
Sativa= usually denser bud + green pigment is more dominate.
ive heard rumors of a third genetic strain
can anyone confirm or deny this?
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#1 rule is... BE NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!
and you wont get caught
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And i guess im going to add
Carry around papers/pamphlets/brochures/STIXERS!!!!!
Supporting an end to cannabis prohibition!
PLus convince everyone you know to grow cannabis....
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:rasta:
okay that all i can think up...
now its your job to add on to this training manual....
because if i forgot something important.
undouptedly i did....
its your job to remember it.
because peoples lively hoods are at stake here.Jacop Reviewed by Jacop on . Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur cannabis dot com ideals only! The purpose of this Thread is for you to post the most accurate, the most perfectionist ideals of being A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur. Rather it just be advice.:thumbsup: Ninja Guidelines to not get caught. :cool: Unoffical CAnnabis Pirate Code to teech noobs how to make big bank? Or even WHAT NOT TO DO! :smokin: It doesnt have to all be about what your suppose to be doing. but id perfer if you threw more of what you should do into this thread Rating: 5
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10-12-2006, 04:24 PM #2OPSenior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
oh and if you dont feel safe bringing smoke with you somewhere, dont bring your pipe, instead... PRE ROLL A COUPLE JOINTS.
if need be you can eat your joints real fast and nobody gets hurt..
AND REMEMBER "Stoner Karma"
you smoke people up it will come around to you in the long run.
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10-12-2006, 04:37 PM #3Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Originally Posted by Jacop
This third strain you seek is Cannabis ruderalis.
However, this is almost never cultivated due to its small size, the fact that it doesnâ??t produce much THC, and (most importantly) it flowers by age rather than photoperiod.
Even if your purpose is rope making or some use other than pharmaceutical you are better off with Sativa or Indica.
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10-12-2006, 04:39 PM #4Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
^^ actually cannabis ruderalis does not have low THC and is not small.
It can be crossed with all strains, giving a high THC % tall auto flowering strain.
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10-12-2006, 04:43 PM #5Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Originally Posted by LIP
My source was Greg Green's "The Cannabis Grow Bible"
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10-12-2006, 04:44 PM #6Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Listen to the song 'Ten Crack Commandments' by Notorious BIG if you want to know the rules of successful ummm, drug handling.
Yes, the main drug discussed is Crack but BIG does confirm the rules also apply to marijuana.
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10-12-2006, 04:46 PM #7OPSenior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
haha i was actually thinking of that.. i dont have that track in my collection... CAn someone post the ten crack commandments just for the hell of it? someone might get something out of it.... actually brb going to lyric search....
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10-12-2006, 04:51 PM #8OPSenior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
Number two: never let em know your next move
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Number four: know you heard this before, Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I dont care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that God damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you aint gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin aint tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you aint got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
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10-12-2006, 05:22 PM #9Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Yeah, damn straight son.
Then the moral of the story:
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh
Crack king, Frank Blizzard
Uhh
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10-12-2006, 05:52 PM #10Senior Member
Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur
Why can't we type normal? I'm spending more time trying to decipher your ebonics then actually understanding/learning from the thread.
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