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    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    cannabis dot com ideals only!
    The purpose of this Thread is for you to post the most accurate, the most perfectionist ideals of being A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur.
    Rather it just be advice.:thumbsup:
    Ninja Guidelines to not get caught.
    Unoffical CAnnabis Pirate Code to teech noobs how to make big bank?
    Or even WHAT NOT TO DO! :smokin:
    It doesnt have to all be about what your suppose to be doing.
    but id perfer if you threw more of what you should do into this thread

    cause were not trying to give anyone bad ideas lol :dance:
    Im going to post.....
    .....
    ....
    ....
    imp:

    "Re-Up"- To Re-Supply yourself with Cannabis.

    imp:

    "Fort Knox System"- Always keep a 'fort knox' of Seed + Weed. preferably over several pounds of each just in case. You know how it is.

    imp:

    "Quality system"-
    0 DIRT
    1 REG
    2 MID
    3 HIGH MID
    4 KRUNK
    5 ICE
    6 ANYTHING HIGHER = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    imp:

    "Type system"- INDICA + SATIVA
    INdica = usually fluffy + browner green.
    Sativa= usually denser bud + green pigment is more dominate.
    ive heard rumors of a third genetic strain
    can anyone confirm or deny this?

    imp:

    #1 rule is... BE NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!
    and you wont get caught


    imp:

    And i guess im going to add
    Carry around papers/pamphlets/brochures/STIXERS!!!!!
    Supporting an end to cannabis prohibition!
    PLus convince everyone you know to grow cannabis....

    :thumbsup: :dance: imp:
    :rasta:
    okay that all i can think up...
    now its your job to add on to this training manual....
    because if i forgot something important.
    undouptedly i did....
    its your job to remember it.
    because peoples lively hoods are at stake here.
    Jacop Reviewed by Jacop on . Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur cannabis dot com ideals only! The purpose of this Thread is for you to post the most accurate, the most perfectionist ideals of being A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur. Rather it just be advice.:thumbsup: Ninja Guidelines to not get caught. :cool: Unoffical CAnnabis Pirate Code to teech noobs how to make big bank? Or even WHAT NOT TO DO! :smokin: It doesnt have to all be about what your suppose to be doing. but id perfer if you threw more of what you should do into this thread Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    oh and if you dont feel safe bringing smoke with you somewhere, dont bring your pipe, instead... PRE ROLL A COUPLE JOINTS.

    if need be you can eat your joints real fast and nobody gets hurt..

    AND REMEMBER "Stoner Karma"
    you smoke people up it will come around to you in the long run.

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacop
    "Type system"- INDICA + SATIVA
    INdica = usually fluffy + browner green.
    Sativa= usually denser bud + green pigment is more dominate.
    ive heard rumors of a third genetic strain
    can anyone confirm or deny this?

    This third strain you seek is Cannabis ruderalis.

    However, this is almost never cultivated due to its small size, the fact that it doesnâ??t produce much THC, and (most importantly) it flowers by age rather than photoperiod.

    Even if your purpose is rope making or some use other than pharmaceutical you are better off with Sativa or Indica.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    ^^ actually cannabis ruderalis does not have low THC and is not small.

    It can be crossed with all strains, giving a high THC % tall auto flowering strain.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Quote Originally Posted by LIP
    ^^ actually cannabis ruderalis does not have low THC and is not small.

    It can be crossed with all strains, giving a high THC % tall auto flowering strain.
    My apologies if my information is in any way incorrect.

    My source was Greg Green's "The Cannabis Grow Bible"

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Listen to the song 'Ten Crack Commandments' by Notorious BIG if you want to know the rules of successful ummm, drug handling.

    Yes, the main drug discussed is Crack but BIG does confirm the rules also apply to marijuana.

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    haha i was actually thinking of that.. i dont have that track in my collection... CAn someone post the ten crack commandments just for the hell of it? someone might get something out of it.... actually brb going to lyric search....

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know

    Number two: never let em know your next move

    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy

    Number four: know you heard this before, Never get high, on your own supply


    Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
    I dont care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce

    Number six: that God damn credit, dead it
    You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit

    Number eight: never keep no weight on you
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too

    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you aint gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
    If niggaz think you snitchin aint tryin listen
    They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin

    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you aint got the clientele say hell no
    Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Yeah, damn straight son.

    Then the moral of the story:

    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    she sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh

    Crack king, Frank Blizzard
    Uhh

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    #10
    Senior Member

    Training: Be A Successful Cannabis Connoisseur

    Why can't we type normal? I'm spending more time trying to decipher your ebonics then actually understanding/learning from the thread.

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