Originally Posted by fikusroot
Has anyone here ever tried the ancient chinese Five Point Exploding Beer Can Pipe? You take a beer can and make a dent in the side. Then, you pluck one of your eyelashes and using you ancient samuri powers, puncture a tiny whole. You then place the Sacred Quai-Gon Bud of Hirohito on said hole and conjure up fire. You inhale the smoke as if you were straight drinking and then inherit the Wisdom of the Ancients.
