Craziest looking person you have ever had a sexual encounter with

Probably this kid, or this other one that I met on a cruise, he had long ass hair and would let me put makeup on him. He liked to wear dresses.

im sure he appreciates having his pic posted on this particular thread

OUCH!

He's a douche bag. :D

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew a girl like that. Body was banging, but she straight looked like a pig. Even drunk, I could never bring myself to do it. And I mean a BANGIN body...but I couldn't get past the face!

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we call em butter faces, everythings good butter face...

Butterface, butterface,
What have you done?
How can your body be a 10,
And your face be a 1?

Butterface, butterface,
That mug is a drag,
But it's not a problem,
If you just wear this bagâ?¦

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Originally Posted by geonagual

I once got a blow job from a chick in the Phillipines who had one eye. She had a patch over the other.

So, whats yours?

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I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me. :)

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Originally Posted by james420

i got a blowjob in disneyland by a chick that worked there dressed up as that princess from aladdin

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BULLSHIT!!!

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Originally Posted by HIGHRYDER

I was with this girl a few years who was so obese and unattractive the guys wouldn't give me any points for her( actually she was so bad some of the boys wanted to give me extra points). But that was when we were like 18. Now everyone seems beautifull to me. :)

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Originally Posted by HIGHRYDER

BULLSHIT!!!

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Sorry :smokin: , had to do it.

That first quote was pretty crazy.