having a bad day??

there was this family and they were too poor to buy food so this old
man went and shot them a squirrel and it still had the bbs in it...
they ate.........it was the lil girls bedtime so they went upstairs and
the lil boy went outside...

one lil girl came downstairs and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
thats good hunny go back to bed...
the other lil girl came down and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
thats good hunny go back to bed...

the lil boy came in and said mommy mommy...
let me guess u peed a bb?
no i was jackin off in the backyard and shot the dog

:D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p

this is kinda a long one but..........

it was thanksgiving dinner and this lil boy was walkin through his house...
he walked past the bathroom and his dad was shaving...he heard shit...
he said whats shit mean..........oh its another word for shaving cream...
so he walks past his brothers room and heard dick....he said whats dick mean..........oh its another word for toys...
so he walks to his sisters room and hears tits buns tits buns....whats tits and buns mean.........oh its another word for hats and coats....
so he walks downstairs and his moms fightin with someone he hears bitch bastard bitch bastard....whats bitch and bastard mean.............oh its another word for people who come over for thanksgiving dinner............so he walks to the kitchen and his moms spicing the turkey and hears fuck................whats fuck mean........oh its another word for spicing the turkey........

the doorbell rings...
he opens the door and says hello bitch and bastard
may i take your tits and buns........
dads upstairs smearing shit all over his face.......
my brothers in his room playin with his dick........
and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey.........

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

what does bees do???
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how many birds are in a nest?
??????????????????
how many lives does a cat have?
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why u know so much about pussy and not the birds and the bees...........

lol

Bad Day

Im having a fuckinf nightmare of a day....this day sucks!

1st we got a power cut 13,000 homes wit no power including my work place, you think they let us go home?? like fuck did they we stood around doing fuck all for 8 shitty hours!

2nd ive fucked my leg up down the gym

3rd i fucking missed my stop on the train,,,so had to goto the next stop and wait 115 mins to get back ffs!!!!!!!

4th i come home to find my kids being lil cunts to my mrs and trashed everything and to find my new colombian shark dead in my tank caused by this power cut

I think thats a bad fucking day if you ask me!

Peace

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Originally Posted by dog420

Bad Day

Im having a fuckinf nightmare of a day....this day sucks!

1st we got a power cut 13,000 homes wit no power including my work place, you think they let us go home?? like fuck did they we stood around doing fuck all for 8 shitty hours!

2nd ive fucked my leg up down the gym

3rd i fucking missed my stop on the train,,,so had to goto the next stop and wait 115 mins to get back ffs!!!!!!!

4th i come home to find my kids being lil cunts to my mrs and trashed everything and to find my new colombian shark dead in my tank caused by this power cut

I think thats a bad fucking day if you ask me!

Peace

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Yup Dog - your day was a washout :(

Get those kids to bed early
It won't be too late to turn things around :p ;) :D

that is a sucky day........
im sorry..........

peace