having a bad day??

[tokinsmoke]

The next time your having a bad day just imagine:

You're a Siamese Twin.
Your brother attached to your shoulder is gay, your not.
He has a date coming over tonight and you only have one ass...

omg could u imagine that....
that cracked me the fuck up...

peace

tokinsmoke Reviewed by tokinsmoke on 09-24-2004. having a bad day?? The next time your having a bad day just imagine: You're a Siamese Twin. Your brother attached to your shoulder is gay, your not. He has a date coming over tonight and you only have one ass... omg could u imagine that.... that cracked me the fuck up... :D peace Rating: 5

[Ammie]

The next time your having a bad day just imagine:

You're a Siamese Twin.
Your brother attached to your shoulder is gay, your not.
He has a date coming over tonight and you only have one ass...

omg could u imagine that....
that cracked me the fuck up...

peace

lmfao Brandi the shit u say never fails to amuse me

[ermitonto]

Whenever people are feeling down, I like to tell them "Things could be worse. You could be getting ass-raped by a clown with herpes." I find that people generally fail to appreciate the abject horribleness that that situation would entail.

[tokinsmoke]

lol...
i know ammie...
thats why u love me...
lol

peace

[tokinsmoke]

k....i got another one...

what did raggedy ann say to pinnochio when she sat on his face?







lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth...
lmfao
peace

[Gaylord Focker]

meh

[ermitonto]

A guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the lady at the front desk what he could get for $5. "Five bucks? That ain't much...you can get Scabby Sally, Crackhead Patty, oh and Whistlin' Mary is in tonight. She can give you a blow job while she whistles!"

Confused and intrigued, the man accepts the offer. "Just walk into the second door on the right there, put the money on the table and turn out the light."

So he walks into the door, places his $5 on the table and turns out the light. A few minutes later the door opens and he sees the silhouette of Whistlin' Mary come in, and the door closes again.

The lady begins to pleasure him and starts whistling some familiar tunes. It feels good and the man goes along with it, tapping his feet to the songs, but after a while he starts to get really bugged by it. He simply can't figure out how she's doing it! So he quickly leaps up and turns on the light, but as soon as he turns around to look at her, he catches a glance of her bolting out the door, slamming it behind her.

Absolutely bewildered by this point, the man sits back down and glances at the table, where he sees his $5 and a glass eye.

[Pass The Rizla]

A guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the lady at the front desk what he could get for $5. "Five bucks? That ain't much...you can get Scabby Sally, Crackhead Patty, oh and Whistlin' Mary is in tonight. She can give you a blow job while she whistles!"

Confused and intrigued, the man accepts the offer. "Just walk into the second door on the right there, put the money on the table and turn out the light."

So he walks into the door, places his $5 on the table and turns out the light. A few minutes later the door opens and he sees the silhouette of Whistlin' Mary come in, and the door closes again.

The lady begins to pleasure him and starts whistling some familiar tunes. It feels good and the man goes along with it, tapping his feet to the songs, but after a while he starts to get really bugged by it. He simply can't figure out how she's doing it! So he quickly leaps up and turns on the light, but as soon as he turns around to look at her, he catches a glance of her bolting out the door, slamming it behind her.

Absolutely bewildered by this point, the man sits back down and glances at the table, where he sees his $5 and a glass eye.

I dont get it

[Bro DZ]

Thats a sick excuse for a joke. I'd be laughing at it if I was drunk though

[RESiNATE]

I like that one hehehe... I got one (barf-bags at the ready)

Quasimodo is desperate for a shag, so he goes into the French red-light district. All the whores run away when they see him walking along.
Eventually, Quasi happens across Manky Maude (a real leather bag of a thing), so he asks her for business.
Maude has been a bit quite of late (about ten years, actually lol), so she reluctantly agrees to service him.
When they get back to his place, she undresses and jumps into bed and watches Quasi get undressed. She sees the horrific vieny legs. She sees the scarred and disfigured arms, and when he removes his shirt, she sees his scabby back - it is covered in warts, and scars, and pus - it is so horrible that she barfs onto the floor just behind Quasi.
Quasi looks round and sees the puke on the floor behind him, and exclaims, "What the hell is THAT?!"
"I'm sorry Quasi," replies Manky Maude, " but I couldn't help it, I threw up!"
Quasi breathes a sigh of relief.
"Thank fuck for that," he cried, "I thought that my back had burst"


Res...