dumb stuff you've done while stoned

rollin*Kansas <thats the dumbest thing ive ever done

my friend ate dirt :)

Try this
Try to Explain Something when your Baked.
Now come back sober
and try explaining how you couldnt stop explaining something when you were high.

lol
1 time, first high.
I sat there talking. and Listening to myself at the same time, so as soon as I felt any diffrence, like I slipped out of my body, and just listend to myself talk, i would SNAP BACK really quickly. so I sat there, just going:
"Hey guess WHAT man, im just TALKING to see if I can HEAR MYSELF, and im sorry im talking SO MUCh but im tryign to LISTEN TO myself, and when i do i think im SOMEOEN ELTS listening to me and IM HIG H AS HELL"
or, i would get into stupid Conversations and just keep jerkin around and shit.
it was fun :)

me and my friend were with some chicks and there was so weed blazin, and we were like "DUDE, WE SHOULD GET SHROOMS!!!", so we take off to my friends brother, who we figured would have them, but he wasnt home, so even though he lives with his parents and sister, we left a big note that said "yo richard, can we please get $60 worth of mush, thanks." That was pretty heat.

i also remember going into some wierd trance while walking home...i started thinking really hard about something, and eventually i was actually watching it happen in my head, and it started changing slowly and morphing into something REALLY far out, and then i finally caught myself thinking of it and im like "MAAAAN, THAT WAS WIERD!!!!"

ive also drank pudding in a cup, it was pretty trippy.

Had to do a photography prject so went into the park with my camera and smoked a few bowls. Go to devlop them and almost all of the are extreme close ups of rocks that I didnt remember taking.

i was going to my friends house at 1 in the morning from this party where i got really baked and went into a house that i thought was his (i had only been to his house earlier that evening) and used the restroom. when i was in the bathroom i realized that it was not his house and then heard someone comming down the stairs. i had to lock the door and make my escape through the bathroom window. i felt rely fucking stupid after that.

The craziest thing happened while I was stoned and drunk. My roommate, myself, and 2 other suitemates are chillin in the suite and playing Mortal Kombat. My roommate looks over to me and says, "Chris, what's your name?" and I'm like, "Huh?". So he keeps repeating, "Chris, what's your name?". Damn it if I couldn't remember my name!!!

i've done a lot of things like making mac and cheese and then noticing i forgot the put the cheese in after i finished. or making cereal and forgetting the milk.

one time i had a party at my house and my friend who was blazed as hell threw a flaming stick from the bonfire into all these dead bushes and then put them out with my garden hose because he wanted to practice for being a fire man...then at the end of the night i had to reel in the hose and i was blazed out of my mind so it took me almost a hour to reel the hose in from about 15ft away

walked into grocery, grabed a bag of spicy cheetos, opened bag, started eating chips right away, walked while eating til I was out of the store, when I got out, I realized I forgot to pay for em, then kept on walkin with my free chips HAHA lolz

I was eating ranch doritos and was laughing so hard that I got doritos stuck in my nose.