dumb stuff you've done while stoned

[WannaSmokePot]

What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up.

Some personal examples come to mind:

Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food.

Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You."

In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while high and was paranoid about them seeing my bloodshot eyes, so I just shut my eyes while I talked to them and kept saying "I can't really talk now, I'm runnig back home to go to bed." They asked, "Why are you talking to us with your eyes closed?" To which I replied, "I'm THAT tired."

More will come to mind I'm sure. Share your stories; these kinds of stories are funny as hell.

WannaSmokePot Reviewed by WannaSmokePot on 04-20-2006. dumb stuff you've done while stoned What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up. Some personal examples come to mind: Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food. Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You." In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while Rating: 5

[dankman]

one time i had a microwave bowl of chicken fettucine alfredo and once i took it out i dropped it on the floor

once i was at a hotel in an elevator and there were other people in it and i was baked and i thought they would some how smell it on my breath so i held my breath for like 5 stories then started laughin

[ToxicHaze]

One time me and sum friends got baked as fuck at school.so we sat together in class to look after each other. So were sitting there akwardly trying to act normal.so i turn around and look at my friend eddie and has the biggest grin ever i mean from ear to ear so i started laughing.pretty soon the laughter has spread like aids on a dirty hooker and all five of us are rollin on the ground with laughter all the while other students and teachers are all staring at us like were crazy and we kept laughing hard ass fuck for like 20 min.That was one of the first times i got really really stoned.....good times:rasta:

[daima]

What's some dumb, retarded stuff you've done while stoned? I don't mean like crazy stuff, I mean stuff you did while trying to act normal but were in fact involuntarily acting really fucked up.

Some personal examples come to mind:

Got the munchies, ordered a bunch of food in a diner, got it doggy-bagged, and walked out without the food.

Was in an elevator and a woman dropped her water bottle and I said "God Bless You."

In my teenage years, ran into my parents unexpectedly while high and was paranoid about them seeing my bloodshot eyes, so I just shut my eyes while I talked to them and kept saying "I can't really talk now, I'm runnig back home to go to bed." They asked, "Why are you talking to us with your eyes closed?" To which I replied, "I'm THAT tired."

More will come to mind I'm sure. Share your stories; these kinds of stories are funny as hell.

the dumbest thing i have done lately was to give rollinkansas my attention.
dai*ma

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

hmmm... sometime's after a good toke i love to open my window... reach out of it... with children playing right across the road... and shout "IM STONED BITCH'S!!!!!!"

[growitandsmokeit]

Can remember smoking a few bongs and then remembering I had to phone through an order for something. When I was giving out my card details I started getting the giggles and had to try really hard to not burst out laughing when I said my number. The guy twigged I think and me what was the matter!

[1234abcd]

hmmm... sometime's after a good toke i love to open my window... reach out of it... with children playing right across the road... and shout "IM STONED BITCH'S!!!!!!"

Now why would you do that...dont tell kids your st0n3d man. Oh yeah..you were st0n3d.

[zephyrinne]

I've gone into conveinence stores so many times while being high. I'll fumble with my money, drop shit everywhere.. and pretty much take forever deciding what snacks I want to eat. It's bad I tell ya. I also have a problem of saying whatever is on my mind while high.. that sometimes gets me into trouble.

Just recently I burnt the living piss out of my finger. Trying to light the bowl on this bong, and no one informed me that the glass piece on the slider that you hold onto, was broken. But I guess it's kinda my fault cause I didn't even notice. So I take this huge hit, and my finger starts burning when I pull the slider out. I was already really high, my reaction time was way slow, and it took a few seconds to realize my finger was burning from holding onto the actual glass bowl thing. Needless to say, I had a huge blister about the size of a dime on my finger. And it's just now going away. Hurt like fucking hell.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Now why would you do that...dont tell kids your st0n3d man. Oh yeah..you were st0n3d.

I'm not going to listen to anyone who's user name is "1234abcd"

You can count 1 to 4 AND you know "some" of your alphabet? lol, wow... Degree right there.

lol, j/k

[krauser]

if people call the house to leave a messge i always write notes that nobody understands.... like an example the dentist called to give me an appointment monday at two and the note i wrote said this:

Penn MON !!!!!!
and somehow i knew exactly what that meant when i was no longer stoned