Ever caught somebody wanking?

haha image reeper, straight from the pages of penthouse, eh?

One time awhile ago, I was over at a buddies house, and it was a successful night of drinking, so that left me near passed out in his room. He goes off into the other room with the computer, and like 5 min. later I stumble into the room only to find this very horny friend standing up, completely naked, right in front of the computer spanking it. He looks over at me, which at this point I was on the ground laughing. Instead of stopping, he just keeps at it. It was so damn funny.

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Originally Posted by the image reaper

one night, I went into our local laundromat, just after dark ... when I walked in the door, a blonde girl was desperatley trying to hold down a washing machine, it was out of balance, and rocking all over the place, making quite a racket ... I started to step over, and help her, when I realized she was grinding her crotch into the front corner of the washing machine ... I watched her fucking this washing machine for probably 5 minutes, and figured, what the fuck? ... I pulled out my cock and started jacking off ... she finally turned around, saw me sitting 10 feet away, jerking my stuff, .... she totally freaked, ran out of the laundromat, red in the face, embarrassed all to hell, left her clothes in the washer ..... :p
the best part, a couple of months later, Im invited to an aquaintence's wedding .... guess who the Bride is ???? ................ :dance:
I am such a sick fucker .... lol ... :pimp:

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thats sweet dude

i've never caught anyone... though i have to say its something of a fantasy of mine...

the father of a friend of mine does it all the time, in the living room with a napkin that's always in his chair. he's been caught wanking at least three or four times, i saw him hiding away his unbucked belt, unzipped fly and his boner with the napkin once. gross.

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

I dont know if I would say "catch"..
But my dogs wank it all the time

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GK... I think I may have found your dog.... Please come pick him up... he's making a terrible mess on the rug. LOVE! :thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

I've never caught anyone...But...

One time I was at a party with all my homies and a bunch of girls, and this one girl was really really fucking horny, but she had a bf who wasn't there and I guess she's really loyal.

So, she took my cell phone and hers, set hers to vibrate, and went to the bathroom. She just asked to borrow mine, she didn't tell me what she was going to do with it. So, a few minutes later, we hear her making ALL sorts of noise in the bathroom. When she came out she was breathing hard and just tossed me my phone back. I checked the calls out and her number was on there something like 80 times...

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Hey you dont happen to know her cell phone number do you??? :thumbsup::D

I caught my cousin masturbating to porno on mute when I got out of the shower..I just turned me head like "dude" lol, and he was so embarassed, damn I'm burnt xD.....!!!

I just hope my gf doesn't catch me late at night buffin the bishop. She would say "so thats why we hardly ever have sex?" . lol

I have never caught any1 wanking and i would never want to but i do get to watch a fattyish bird wank most nights on the web:D :rasta: yo yooo

i've never caught anyone and unless its a girl i dont ever want to thank you very much!!