What is the condition your penis right now?

oh chowder that sucks.
maybe your depressed
ill prescribe you a hoodrat
to stiffen up the johnson

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

My penis is tired right now. I think I'm impotent. I haven't got it up in like 3 days. I'm serious too. :(

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Stick a Zoloft up your ass...works for me when it comes to curing Penis induced maniac depression disorder. My penis is a Jekyll&Hyde so to speak...its got a lot of crazy personalities...crazy I tell ya...craaaazy!
But buy a Zoloft, stick the pill up your ass, and your penis will be dancing in a fixation of joy and happiness a half an hour later!
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
LA LA LAAAAAAAAA
LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Im in such a happy mood now...I think ill complete that bowl of shit I didnt finish eating!
See ya around!

tokingwitjesus you make me laugh
with the fucked up shit you say.
thank you

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Originally Posted by Toking with Jesus

Thank you all fellow Ganja tokers for your fellow kind, colorful, and luscious words of exalted perversion and beautification! It is VERY important for me to know the condition of all your penises because I MUST record this for my science project. The project is named:
"The penises and non-penises of Marijuana tokers in the 21st century generation: Dawn of the new century"
and it talks about the topic penises and the relationships pertaining to it, including the penises' closest neighbor, an asshole, and the penises' best friend, a pussy. Anyways,
I just got done doing the penis dance in front of my girlfriend. I strapped a little black hat to the head of my penis (of course I drilled a hole on the top of the hat, so the one-eyed penis can see!), taped a handmade black cane to the left shaft of my cock, and danced it around like Elvis Presley stoned on Marijuana...she loooved it and watched it as she ate popcorn, and began playing kindly with my penis, using her corn filled stinky feet of lust. Very wonderful experience! Anybody ever get their feet played by a prostitute....I mean... girlfriend..right...that? Anyways, please continue your responses, because I am going to smoke some more Haze, and when I get back I will post a new topic called: Are you anally repulsive or anally expulsive?
It will be very important for me to know the conditions of your assholes...okay back to toking...keep the replies rolling!!!

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hahaha..

"i never thought id say this to anyone... but you smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer!"

funny as hell though

You put a smile on my face!

Thank you, Jesus!!! lol

Now time to go smoke a bowl before work... woo000o! :stoned:

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Originally Posted by BloodyRedBarron

Long hard and full of seaman like a submarine!
No Muff to tough.
We Dive at 5

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Dive on in Darlin,
Ready, Willin N Able !!!
Ill grab sum crushed ice N Pop Rocks.;) :thumbsup: :dance:

is this a public pool

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Dude.

That was disgusting.

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lmao...my thoughts exactly babyfaced

That kind of makes me sick, thinking that three people were here with hard cocks.