!! NEED ADVICE ABOUT PARENTS !!

Maybe your parents feel guilty and if you get stoned and get hit by a car they could never live with themselves... They want you to at least be 18 so they can justify it if something happens... Or maybe they feel they fucked their lives and don't want you to fuck up yours...

Maybe they know the tiring mind numbing effects will interfere with your school work and studies,let's face it, a 13 year old stoner is prob not going to be a brain surgeon...

Look at the course you are taking an plan what you want to be and then figure if weed will help??? If you can't do that then listen to your parents till you can...

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Your pool skills match a 13 year-old's skills, anyway, so maybe you should lay off the pot, for a year.

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LOL dude wtf?? yours matches a 8 year and I almost always beat you when were playing pool

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

LOL dude wtf?? yours matches a 8 year and I almost always beat you when were playing pool

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LOL have an e-fight, I wanna see who comes out on top :D

Ok, I'm old enough to be your Mom's mom. I've been smoking for a couple months shy of 40 years. Your parents are not going to be happy with your smoking pot. They are going to worry about the reports that state the younger you are when you begin smoking pot, the more likely you are to have problems. I think you will have to bargain with your parents--good grades and only on weekends at home, would be good things for you to promise. They will worry that away from your home, one of your friends will pull a bone-head stunt and get you arrested along with him. They will worry about the physical affects of pot on the lungs-- this is a valid concern. Perhaps you could talk them into getting a vaporizor? It would be better for THEIR health too and would help insure that you would more likely smoke only at home. I would say, break the news after you bring home a good report card. Show them that it is not going to affect your schooling. Approach them with a level-headed attitude; you have to be able to convince them you are mature enough to handle the situation. Incidentally, I went to college in my mid50s, did most of my assignments stoned and graduated with honors! It can be done and I think you can do it, too! Good luck!

After some thinking, I decided that you should kill your parents and have their plants. Fuck them, kill them. Muhahahahaha!

I'm just kidding.

You want my advice??? Here's what you do. Wait until your parents fall asleep. Once they do closely watch them and look for eye twitching. This is REM sleep. the deepest. At this point you will want to make sure you can kill them both at the same time without one waking up while you are trying to kill the other one. Once you kill them both you will want to chop them up into 8 pieces each. You will want to dump their heads in two different lakes or streams. You will want to eat their livers for internal peace. Please keep at least one femur in order to construct a pipe. Also, you will want to save their lungs and kidneys as these organs have tremendous value on the black market but deduct 11% if they are actually black. If you watch Brokeback Mountain backwords you might want to have sex with your dead parents so I advise against this. Good Luck.

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Originally Posted by MikeNice77

You want my advice??? Here's what you do. Wait until your parents fall asleep. Once they do closely watch them and look for eye twitching. This is REM sleep. the deepest. At this point you will want to make sure you can kill them both at the same time without one waking up while you are trying to kill the other one. Once you kill them both you will want to chop them up into 8 pieces each. You will want to dump their heads in two different lakes or streams. You will want to eat their livers for internal peace. Please keep at least one femur in order to construct a pipe. Also, you will want to save their lungs and kidneys as these organs have tremendous value on the black market but deduct 11% if they are actually black. If you watch Brokeback Mountain backwords you might want to have sex with your dead parents so I advise against this. Good Luck.

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Awesome advice! Just brilliant! :p I love it, really, I do. Go for it.

Haha, when their plants are ready to be harvested, rob a tiny bit of bud from each of the long buds/can't remember the name of them. lol. Just rob bud from the plants, my mate's nan grows 1 big ganja plant 'cause she "likes the look of it" and he used to buds off it for us at the weekend lol. Do it man, get free highs off of them :D

Just tell them to grow you a plant or you'll blackmail them somehow.

Or when they're harvesting, sneak up behind them, and kill them with an axe.

dude you dont even have ball hair yet, i smoked away my early years and i regret it, start toking more often when your 16 and then tell them straight up