There once was a guy named Kongo
Who smoked all his Weed playing his Bongo
He snorted a line
And then, by that time
His Mom came home, Where did the fun go?
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There once was a guy named Kongo
Who smoked all his Weed playing his Bongo
He snorted a line
And then, by that time
His Mom came home, Where did the fun go?
:clap: :clap::clap: :clap: hahahaha---I like that one.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Thanks! It came off the top of my head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
Hahahaha,
Good one STD!
Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy
ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it:pQuote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream
haha!! awesome!!Quote:
Originally Posted by endo..jay
I have a left nut named Charley
Who got caught on a Harley
I was quick to stand up
And Quickly manned up
When I lost my left nut and started barfing
i heard one similar to thatQuote:
Originally Posted by kongo
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
1000 volts shot up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon
or somthing like that.;...i used to know loads but can't remember them anymore
i used to know the one your thinking of about hitting his cock on a rock and it turning into a vigina or somthing
I busted a nut on a video cassette
I was admiring the video and couldn't resist
It was a porno
About lesbian homo's
It stuck to the VCR and now I'm pissed