Favorite Funny Movie Lines

Richard Dreyfuss as Trotter in Let it Ride: "I demand the right to bet on Lord Byron!"
and when sitting in the Jockey Club, "RUM!"

First time seeing Dead Alive...when the kung-fu priest said "I kick ass for the lord!", I almost pissed my pants lol

zoolander

"Oh my god, they're break dance fighting."

Hahaha, zoolander..what a wealth of great one-liners

"OBEY MY DOG!"
"the school must be at least...THREE times this size"
"let me ask you this...how many abodiginals do you see modelling?"
"You can read minds???"
ect ect

"Show me them fake fat titties you fat fake tittied bitch!" "Violent J... Big Money Hustlas.

"it must be fun living in your head with peter pan and the easter bunnie" bridges of madison county

"of course it was alegorical (sp?)" "well that's for each man to decide for themselves" a knights tale

ok mines a bit long to type so i put it in a audio file ;)

peace

Arrrrgh, I cant remember the name of the film, but here goes anyway.

"Tell that bitch to shut up before i come over there and fuckstart her mouth"

Anddddddddd...Monty Python and the Holy grail is too quoteable by far...but...
"Shut up you manky scots git" springs to mind As does..."I think I'll go for a walk"..."Youre not fooling anyone you know" (Bring out your dead scene) (filmed entirly in Scotland I will have you know)

must add
tony montana
scarface......in tub watching tv wife leaving
he watches and says "fly lil pelican fly"

and "couple ludes she love me all over again,"

bruce willis
movie called "The Fifth Element"
,,,,he is sent out by a wimpy so called in charge of the troops type guy to talk to a leader of the enemy who wants to negociate a truce,,politely walks out
and just shoots him between the eyes.

then says "ANYBODY ELSE WANNA NEGOCIATE"